monteira 

funniest person you will ever meet. a person who has a great personality, smart,nice,caring,known but not popular and,antisocial.

Monteira is so cool

monteira by hehehwbwnnx November 24, 2021

Monteiro Sigh

When you emit a long, deep, audible breath in order to express disappointment, acceptance of a stereotype or inability to explain your recent actions in hopes that your colleagues will no longer care about your stupidity.

Person 1: Dude, how good was that asian food we had last night?

Person 2: It was awesome and tasted great. So glad to finally find somewhere that respects my Korean roots and is run by real asians with authentic food.

Person 1: Agreed. Remember when the owner called you out for not being a real asian?

Person 2: "Monteiro Sigh"

Monteiro Sigh by Poncejuice December 12, 2018

monteria 

Gorgeous brown skin cutie with a big fluffy booty. Beautiful brown eyes and all natural thick thighs. Bitches be jealous of her all the time

Man here come a Monteria.... I want her !
I wish my girl was a Monteria

monteria by MONTERIA January 18, 2017

Christie Monteiro 

The most painfully hot CG character created. She's a Capoeira master and a playable character in the fighting games Tekken 4 and Tekken 5

CHRISTIE MONTEIRO (Tekken announcer's voice)

Christie Monteiro by stuba September 30, 2006

Monteirism 

Monteirism, also Mounterism, is an off-compass lib-left ideology that advocates self-management-self-government and bookchin communalism in order to turn humanity into highly evolved beings and evolve humanity into a highly evolved species and reach a high level of being and existence. Monteirism is characterized by its support on extraphysicism, divinialism, quantumism, psionicism, transcendentialism and spiritualicism for accomplish the goal to evolve humanity into a highly evolved species and turn humanity into an spiritual-extraphysical species. Monteirism is also characterized by its support on anunnakism, esoterocracy, spiritocracy, state spiritualism, ultraleftism and anti-atheism and for its support on full countering on capitalism, fascism, atheism, positivism, physicalism, materialism, neoliberalism and anti-theism and for advocate the full replacement of materialism and physicalism by spiritualism and extraphysicalism through spiritualist and extraphysicalist education and by spiritualization politics and by the transition into an extraphysicist and divinialist society. Monteirism also supports search for gods and extraphysical life and supports the development of technodeism, scientific deism and deistology to accomplish its goals.

"I had an arguing about monteirism with a friend of mine, because he kept saying that monteirism is an extremely obscure ideology, but I told him that monteirism is obscure because it's not well known and it should be more promoted until it become well known and humanity start to develop means to turn itself into a highly evolved species based on how highly evolved beings actually are."

Monteirism by Full Monteirism May 8, 2021

monteiro 

an excelent athlete, pot head , and ladies man all at once

t Monteiro is a fucking pimp

monteiro by unanymous May 13, 2005

montegrad 

The coolest city in the world. Yes, you know it.

Also known as Montréal.

montegrad by Boris Le Grand April 29, 2004