Montoria

Montoria is a very beautiful girl she loves her freinds and is a great person to talk to and get advice from but you don’t wanna cross her she can have her good and bad days and she’ll always know the tea and is very respectful of your private information

Ask montoria she’ll know

Montoria by Jazmin Wool December 10, 2023

Montoria

Montoria is a very beautiful girl she loves her freinds and is a great person to talk to and get advice from but you don’t wanna cross her she can have her good and bad days and she’ll always know the tea and is very respectful of your private information

Ask montoria she’ll know

Montoria by Jazmin Wool December 10, 2023

Throat Mongorian 

Acid reflux. It's like a regular Mongorian, but in your throat.

Oh man, I've got an awful case of throat Mongorian. It feels like I'm being deep throated by Ghengis Khan and his entire army. That's the last time I eat at P.F. Chang's.

Throat Mongorian by BJQ September 22, 2009

Mongorian 

1. n. Someone who tears down a shitty wall.

2. n. The thing that comes out of you after eating at Genghis Grill in Dallas.

1. Damn you Mongorians! Everytime I build a shitty wall, you damn Mongorians tear it down!

2. Oh man, that dragon sauce from Genghis is starting to kick in. I've gotta find a bathroom and have a battle with the Mongorian army.

Mongorian by BJQ October 21, 2008

monteria 

Gorgeous brown skin cutie with a big fluffy booty. Beautiful brown eyes and all natural thick thighs. Bitches be jealous of her all the time

Man here come a Monteria.... I want her !
I wish my girl was a Monteria

monteria by MONTERIA January 18, 2017

motorial mirror reflex 

(MMR for short)

When a person comes across another person head on while walking, and both try to avoid a collision and doing so yield to the same side a view times, resulting in an awkward moment for both participants.

"I walked to the station last week and i had a multi motorial mirror reflex with a chick. It took at least five takes to get passed her!"

motorial mirror reflex by Dirtyminded December 26, 2009

Trojan Mongorian Horse 

A Trojan Mongorian Horse is a deceptive weapon inspired by the infamous Trojan Horse that the Greek's used to trick Troy during the Trojan War. The difference being that no one is inside of a Trojan Mongorian Horse, because it is filled with Sweet and Sour Pork, a substance known to be hot and sticky and the main weakness of Tuong Lu Kim (aside from being Asian, having English as a second language, and being subject to the worst possible speech impediment that could result from those two qualities), owner and manager of the City Wok in South Park, Colorado.

"Oh I get it, a Trojan Mongorian Horse. Mongorians are hiding inside, tinking that I bring it in da' shitty wall, d'en Mongorians pop out and destroy shitty wall from da' inside out without gettin' da' sweet and souwa pork on day head. Okay, I'll pray arong" - Tuong Lu Kim

Trojan Mongorian Horse by DriftEJ20 April 26, 2011