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monterius

And hair left nut that queer’s like to lick off when they see a gay man’s lung
I had to look like monterius for that left lung
by Jsjdjbdb July 14, 2022
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Montecristo

1. One of the greatest cigars in the world. Once hand rolled in Cuba, now from Dominican Republic.

2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.

3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.
1. Jimmi Ray lit a Montecristo, put on a CD by Jimmy Buffet, poured himself a Mojito and pulled Dulce Maria on to his lap for a sunset moment.

2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.

3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.
by jim christ May 12, 2008
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Mosterist

as explained on www.Mosterist.com

A word that trumps ‘most’ and even ‘mostest’

mosterist
/mo-ster-ist/
determiner & pronoun
determiner: mosterist; pronoun: mosterist

greatest in amount or degree.

Chloe: "Love you"

Me: "Love you more"

Chloe: "Love you most"

Me: "Love you mosterist"

Chloe: "That's not a word"

well a quick internet search leads you to this page, which is proof that mosterist is a word when used by me and that also means:
Chloe I love you mosterist!
by I Love You MOSTERIST Chloe August 16, 2017
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monteria

Gorgeous brown skin cutie with a big fluffy booty. Beautiful brown eyes and all natural thick thighs. Bitches be jealous of her all the time
Man here come a Monteria.... I want her !
I wish my girl was a Monteria
by MONTERIA January 18, 2017
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Montarius

Montarius is the most self confident person in the world he can take yo bitch and you won't do nannnthing about it (Future voice )
Montarius took yo bitch
by Nfnc June 18, 2018
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Monsterish

1. An exclamatory statement to define something as beyond the norm.

2. Anything disgusting, abominable, creepy, or similar.
That was just a monsterish newb...

That forum moderator was just monsterish in his dealings with the users!
by Plutoman February 29, 2008
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montarious

A Young Man Who Is Loyal And Trustworthy. Although He Isn't The Hottest Person On Earth, He Is Still An Attractive Guy And His Sex Life Is Really Out Of Control.
"Girl You Need To Get You A Montarious!"
by CMG MULA December 21, 2016
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