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Montecristo
1. One of the greatest cigars in the world. Once hand rolled in Cuba, now from Dominican Republic.
2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.
3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.
2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.
3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.
1. Jimmi Ray lit a Montecristo, put on a CD by Jimmy Buffet, poured himself a Mojito and pulled Dulce Maria on to his lap for a sunset moment.
2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.
3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.
2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.
3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.
Montecristo by jim christ May 12, 2008
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monterius • Montarius • Monteris • monterous • Monterrius • Mosterist • Mongeritus • Monsterious • Donterius • mondarius
Mosterist
as explained on www.Mosterist.com
A word that trumps ‘most’ and even ‘mostest’
mosterist
/mo-ster-ist/
determiner & pronoun
determiner: mosterist; pronoun: mosterist
greatest in amount or degree.
Chloe: "Love you"
Me: "Love you more"
Chloe: "Love you most"
Me: "Love you mosterist"
Chloe: "That's not a word"
well a quick internet search leads you to this page, which is proof that mosterist is a word when used by me and that also means:
A word that trumps ‘most’ and even ‘mostest’
mosterist
/mo-ster-ist/
determiner & pronoun
determiner: mosterist; pronoun: mosterist
greatest in amount or degree.
Chloe: "Love you"
Me: "Love you more"
Chloe: "Love you most"
Me: "Love you mosterist"
Chloe: "That's not a word"
well a quick internet search leads you to this page, which is proof that mosterist is a word when used by me and that also means:
Mosterist by I Love You MOSTERIST Chloe August 16, 2017
Monsterish
1. An exclamatory statement to define something as beyond the norm.
2. Anything disgusting, abominable, creepy, or similar.
2. Anything disgusting, abominable, creepy, or similar.
That was just a monsterish newb...
That forum moderator was just monsterish in his dealings with the users!
That forum moderator was just monsterish in his dealings with the users!
Monsterish by Plutoman February 29, 2008
montarious
A Young Man Who Is Loyal And Trustworthy. Although He Isn't The Hottest Person On Earth, He Is Still An Attractive Guy And His Sex Life Is Really Out Of Control.
montarious by CMG MULA December 21, 2016
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