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Montecristo 

1. One of the greatest cigars in the world. Once hand rolled in Cuba, now from Dominican Republic.

2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.

3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.
1. Jimmi Ray lit a Montecristo, put on a CD by Jimmy Buffet, poured himself a Mojito and pulled Dulce Maria on to his lap for a sunset moment.

2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.

3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.
Montecristo by jim christ May 12, 2008

Mosterist 

as explained on www.Mosterist.com

A word that trumps ‘most’ and even ‘mostest’

mosterist
/mo-ster-ist/
determiner & pronoun
determiner: mosterist; pronoun: mosterist

greatest in amount or degree.

Chloe: "Love you"

Me: "Love you more"

Chloe: "Love you most"

Me: "Love you mosterist"

Chloe: "That's not a word"

well a quick internet search leads you to this page, which is proof that mosterist is a word when used by me and that also means:
Chloe I love you mosterist!

monteria 

Gorgeous brown skin cutie with a big fluffy booty. Beautiful brown eyes and all natural thick thighs. Bitches be jealous of her all the time
Man here come a Monteria.... I want her !
I wish my girl was a Monteria
monteria by MONTERIA January 18, 2017

Montarius 

Montarius is the most self confident person in the world he can take yo bitch and you won't do nannnthing about it (Future voice )
Montarius took yo bitch
Montarius by Nfnc June 18, 2018

Monsterish

1. An exclamatory statement to define something as beyond the norm.

2. Anything disgusting, abominable, creepy, or similar.
That was just a monsterish newb...

That forum moderator was just monsterish in his dealings with the users!
Monsterish by Plutoman February 29, 2008

montarious 

A Young Man Who Is Loyal And Trustworthy. Although He Isn't The Hottest Person On Earth, He Is Still An Attractive Guy And His Sex Life Is Really Out Of Control.
"Girl You Need To Get You A Montarious!"
montarious by CMG MULA December 21, 2016