"Monteris, shut the fuck up!"
by Pickles1444 February 7, 2018
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2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.
3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.
2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.
3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.
1. Jimmi Ray lit a Montecristo, put on a CD by Jimmy Buffet, poured himself a Mojito and pulled Dulce Maria on to his lap for a sunset moment.
2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.
3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.
2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.
3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.
by jim christ May 12, 2008
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A word that trumps ‘most’ and even ‘mostest’
mosterist
/mo-ster-ist/
determiner & pronoun
determiner: mosterist; pronoun: mosterist
greatest in amount or degree.
Chloe: "Love you"
Me: "Love you more"
Chloe: "Love you most"
Me: "Love you mosterist"
Chloe: "That's not a word"
well a quick internet search leads you to this page, which is proof that mosterist is a word when used by me and that also means:
A word that trumps ‘most’ and even ‘mostest’
mosterist
/mo-ster-ist/
determiner & pronoun
determiner: mosterist; pronoun: mosterist
greatest in amount or degree.
Chloe: "Love you"
Me: "Love you more"
Chloe: "Love you most"
Me: "Love you mosterist"
Chloe: "That's not a word"
well a quick internet search leads you to this page, which is proof that mosterist is a word when used by me and that also means:
Chloe I love you mosterist!
by I Love You MOSTERIST Chloe August 16, 2017
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by MONTERIA January 18, 2017
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2. Anything disgusting, abominable, creepy, or similar.
2. Anything disgusting, abominable, creepy, or similar.
That was just a monsterish newb...
That forum moderator was just monsterish in his dealings with the users!
That forum moderator was just monsterish in his dealings with the users!
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He is nonchalant a ladies man
Good I'm bed
Quiet when you first met him but makes you caught a lot when you get to know him
He is nonchalant a ladies man
Good I'm bed
Quiet when you first met him but makes you caught a lot when you get to know him
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