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Montecristo 

1. One of the greatest cigars in the world. Once hand rolled in Cuba, now from Dominican Republic.

2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.

3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.
1. Jimmi Ray lit a Montecristo, put on a CD by Jimmy Buffet, poured himself a Mojito and pulled Dulce Maria on to his lap for a sunset moment.

2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.

3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.
Montecristo by jim christ May 12, 2008

Mosterist 

as explained on www.Mosterist.com

A word that trumps ‘most’ and even ‘mostest’

mosterist
/mo-ster-ist/
determiner & pronoun
determiner: mosterist; pronoun: mosterist

greatest in amount or degree.

Chloe: "Love you"

Me: "Love you more"

Chloe: "Love you most"

Me: "Love you mosterist"

Chloe: "That's not a word"

well a quick internet search leads you to this page, which is proof that mosterist is a word when used by me and that also means:
Chloe I love you mosterist!

monteria 

Gorgeous brown skin cutie with a big fluffy booty. Beautiful brown eyes and all natural thick thighs. Bitches be jealous of her all the time
Man here come a Monteria.... I want her !
I wish my girl was a Monteria
monteria by MONTERIA January 18, 2017

Monsterish

1. An exclamatory statement to define something as beyond the norm.

2. Anything disgusting, abominable, creepy, or similar.
That was just a monsterish newb...

That forum moderator was just monsterish in his dealings with the users!
Monsterish by Plutoman February 29, 2008

monterio 

one of the finest dark skin you'll ever met

He is nonchalant a ladies man

Good I'm bed

Quiet when you first met him but makes you caught a lot when you get to know him
Monterio is so freaking fine
monterio by Ggqbyt August 21, 2018

monterris 

Nice,chill,biggest dick you've ever seen,lit asf
Monterris beat that how walls loose
monterris by The six god June 18, 2018
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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