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montegrad
Montegrad is a city in the Province of Quebec, Canada.
The people from republika invented this word to refer to the city of Montreal.
The word has references to revolution, government take-over, declarations of independence, civil war and cool stuff..
The people from republika invented this word to refer to the city of Montreal.
The word has references to revolution, government take-over, declarations of independence, civil war and cool stuff..
Mentagrade
Mentagrade is the measurement of how mental something is.
In this context the word mental is synonymous with words such as 'extreme', 'insane' and 'off the hook'.
The unit of Mentagrade is simply expressed as M. Not to be confused with Moles, in Chemistry.
Something's absolute magnitude in Mentagrade is difficult to calculate, and especially when something particularly mental is happening, it is unlikely you have the right apparatus to hand; so the value of said phenomenon in Mentagrade is usually an intelligent estimate.
Mentagrade is a metric measurement, but the concept of zero is not so simple. 'Room temperature' is considered to be around 2.1M, to two significant figures; this value is calculated by obtaining a weighted average of different locations' mental magnitude; (considering anything particularly mental an anomaly and not including it in the average).
To understand the concept of zero M, we need to consider the idea of Mentagrade being dynamic; so we think of it as change in Mentagrade - or ΔM - In effect, we measure how much the Mentagrade has gone up/down by as a consequence of something happening.
If something extremely boring happens, then the value of ΔM is going to be negative. We need the concept of zero because if we are taking a non-dynamic snapshot of something's mental magnitude, we measure ΔM from zero, so we do not need to express it as ΔM, but rather as just M, as it does not have any concept of time - if we are measuring ΔM at a point, then we measure it from 'room temperature' (2M).
The scale of Mentagrade is continuous and infinite, but something has to be really significantly mental to score above 10M.
In this context the word mental is synonymous with words such as 'extreme', 'insane' and 'off the hook'.
The unit of Mentagrade is simply expressed as M. Not to be confused with Moles, in Chemistry.
Something's absolute magnitude in Mentagrade is difficult to calculate, and especially when something particularly mental is happening, it is unlikely you have the right apparatus to hand; so the value of said phenomenon in Mentagrade is usually an intelligent estimate.
Mentagrade is a metric measurement, but the concept of zero is not so simple. 'Room temperature' is considered to be around 2.1M, to two significant figures; this value is calculated by obtaining a weighted average of different locations' mental magnitude; (considering anything particularly mental an anomaly and not including it in the average).
To understand the concept of zero M, we need to consider the idea of Mentagrade being dynamic; so we think of it as change in Mentagrade - or ΔM - In effect, we measure how much the Mentagrade has gone up/down by as a consequence of something happening.
If something extremely boring happens, then the value of ΔM is going to be negative. We need the concept of zero because if we are taking a non-dynamic snapshot of something's mental magnitude, we measure ΔM from zero, so we do not need to express it as ΔM, but rather as just M, as it does not have any concept of time - if we are measuring ΔM at a point, then we measure it from 'room temperature' (2M).
The scale of Mentagrade is continuous and infinite, but something has to be really significantly mental to score above 10M.
Examples of Mentagrade measurements:
Shouting out at least twelve synonyms of the word 'sex' in physics: 7.3M
Kicking a pigeon: 6.2M
In a football game, the losing team's fans from the start of the game to the end: ΔM=6.9M
Planning and discussing on burning Mr Thrower: 7M.
Actually burning Mr Thrower: 26.4M.
Getting half the world's population to change their shoelaces on Valentines day: 86M.
Miles: Woah, did you know that yesterday, en masse, the UK made 436123 tonnes of batter for pancake day?
David: Wowie! that fact has got to score at least 9.8M.
Shouting out at least twelve synonyms of the word 'sex' in physics: 7.3M
Kicking a pigeon: 6.2M
In a football game, the losing team's fans from the start of the game to the end: ΔM=6.9M
Planning and discussing on burning Mr Thrower: 7M.
Actually burning Mr Thrower: 26.4M.
Getting half the world's population to change their shoelaces on Valentines day: 86M.
Miles: Woah, did you know that yesterday, en masse, the UK made 436123 tonnes of batter for pancake day?
David: Wowie! that fact has got to score at least 9.8M.
Mentagrade by ActiasLuna March 2, 2009
montega
montega by Montega Head July 25, 2006
Montega
Moncerad
Monce a very pretty girl as people say but monce thinks she is otherwise. She is very funny and cool. Knows who everyone is. She has many friends and people love to hang around with her. She may be annoying and confusing but at the end of the day you love her. She is in love with music and likes to waste money on stupid shit. She is a very fun person to talk and be around with. She is a bitch 99 percent of the time but yk you gotta love her. She doesn’t care about what others think. Gotta problem with her you finna catch her fade. She is very smart but also very stupid. Most of all she is loyal and will love you aslong as you love her back. She is a very good friend a real one. Keep her if you got her 🍔👑🦶🏼🥬
Moncerad by i’m already tracer February 24, 2019
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