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Monteirism 

Monteirism, also Mounterism, is an off-compass lib-left ideology that advocates self-management-self-government and bookchin communalism in order to turn humanity into highly evolved beings and evolve humanity into a highly evolved species and reach a high level of being and existence. Monteirism is characterized by its support on extraphysicism, divinialism, quantumism, psionicism, transcendentialism and spiritualicism for accomplish the goal to evolve humanity into a highly evolved species and turn humanity into an spiritual-extraphysical species. Monteirism is also characterized by its support on anunnakism, esoterocracy, spiritocracy, state spiritualism, ultraleftism and anti-atheism and for its support on full countering on capitalism, fascism, atheism, positivism, physicalism, materialism, neoliberalism and anti-theism and for advocate the full replacement of materialism and physicalism by spiritualism and extraphysicalism through spiritualist and extraphysicalist education and by spiritualization politics and by the transition into an extraphysicist and divinialist society. Monteirism also supports search for gods and extraphysical life and supports the development of technodeism, scientific deism and deistology to accomplish its goals.
"I had an arguing about monteirism with a friend of mine, because he kept saying that monteirism is an extremely obscure ideology, but I told him that monteirism is obscure because it's not well known and it should be more promoted until it become well known and humanity start to develop means to turn itself into a highly evolved species based on how highly evolved beings actually are."
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Monteirism-Thunbergism 

Monteirism-Thunbergism is a synthesis between Monteirism and Thunbergism, it supports that monteirism and thunbergism are really closed ideologies and that both should unite. Monteirism-Thunbergism is characterized by support the environmentalist politics of thunbergism and the political, social, technological and spiritual politics of monteirism, where it basically seeks to save the world of climate change and massive environmentalist politics together with the adoption of a bookchin communalist economy, gradual transition to extraphysicism, post-spacetimeism and divinialism, massive search for extraphysical life using of spiritualicism and deistology as basis and the replacement of materialism and physicalism by spiritualism, extraphysicalism and extramaterialism and the separation between natural sciences and spiritual sciences.
“Monteirism-Thunbergism the main ideology of the left-unity that supports that humanity should save the planet of climate change and save the planet for a new atheist and scientificist take over and elevate humanity into 5D by using of technology, mainly the technologies of extraphysicism, post-spacetimeism and divinialism.”

Anarcho-Monteirism

Anarcho-Monteirism, also Anarcho-Mounterism and shortened as AnMont and as AnMount, is an anarchist ideology that holds the development of an anarcho-syndicalist society based on divinialism and extraphysicalism. Anarcho-monteirism supports that divinialism and extraphysicalism together are the only possible way to enable the creation of an anarcho-communist / anarcho-syndicalist society and that humanity will only be completely free if they managed to reach a higher level or being, become extraphysical and reach godhood. Anarcho-monteirism also supports that divinialism and extraphysicalism together with anarcho-communism / anarcho-syndicalism are the fastest way to turn humanity into a species of highly evolved beings and reach a higher level of being.
"Anarcho-monteirism is interesting just like anarcho-divinialism and anarcho-extraphysicalism actually are, and AnMont might be really good in order to turn anarchism more spiritualist and extraphysicalist and not just materialist and physicalist."

National Monteirism 

National Monteirism, also National Mounterism and shortened as NatMont, NazMont, NatMount and NazMount, is a nationalist ideology that advocates the idea of development of a nationalist society based on bookchin communalism and self-management-self-government, national monteirism also supports the development of extraphysicism and divinialism in order to improve the condition of the nation itself, massive militarization, massive investments on science, technology, spirituality and extraphysics and the full replacement of materialism and physicalism by spiritualism, extramaterialism and extraphysicalism through spiritualist, extramaterialist and extraphysicalist education.
"National Monteirism is basically the nationalist-fascist version of monteirism itself, and there are several natmonts on my Discord server and they are quite cool."

Montecristo 

1. One of the greatest cigars in the world. Once hand rolled in Cuba, now from Dominican Republic.

2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.

3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.

1. Jimmi Ray lit a Montecristo, put on a CD by Jimmy Buffet, poured himself a Mojito and pulled Dulce Maria on to his lap for a sunset moment.

2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.

3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.
Montecristo by jim christ May 12, 2008

monterris 

Nice,chill,biggest dick you've ever seen,lit asf
Monterris beat that how walls loose
monterris by The six god June 18, 2018
An annoying piece of shit that is selfish and a theif. He also likes to fap to porn
"Monteris, shut the fuck up!"
Monteris by Pickles1444 February 7, 2018
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