montaèo 

montaèos are the most handsome person you'll ever meet. as soon as you lay eyes on them you'll be in love. they're sweet and have the cheesiest smile that could light up a whole room. they are bright and intelligent but also funny and athletic. if you have a montaèo don't lose them

ella: this lessons kinda boring

*montaèo walks in*

Ella: nevermind

montaèo by ellaallen November 23, 2021

Monteo

a guy thats always 6 inches

Dude 1: yo that chick couldn't walk right today
Dude 2: must've been Monteo

Monteo by BIGROD696969 May 30, 2019

Montae 

Is a intelligent,smart black male. And a great secret keeper. He's also a street type person

Do you know Montae?

Montae by 10 God boii August 21, 2016

Montagoon 

A caucasian goon. a white thug who goons in every situation.

Me and my boy played basketball and he was a straight montagoon. he didnt miss a shot.

Montagoon by Montagoon June 16, 2009

diego montano 

A Vietnamese farmer that is frequently assaulted as he tries to eat lunch.

That poor guy is a diego montano.

diego montano by papaguk October 19, 2016

montano 

A man with integrity and respect. Someone who asks for nothing, but takes everything. Strong as a mountain.

That spartan was as tough as a montano!

montano by MateoMontano February 22, 2017

montaea 

A Montaea is a women capable of producing a stunning effect because she is the literal embodiment of the human ideal. When you see a montaea in person, you briefly experience a hint of humanity's greatest potential. You essentially receive a concentrated drug hit of life itself. A montaea is life, not in the sense that she is the meaning of life, but that she is the physical embodiment of life, the most utterly pure and concrete form of the abstract notion of what it means to be alive. It's an almost mystical experience in that it feels otherworldly. Montaeas, when seen in contrast with the unremarkable appearance of the average woman, seem almost to be heavenly creatures. A montaea can be, literally, intoxicating.

Dang, Angelique is the right combination of personality, confidence, and physical attraction. She's definitely a montaea!

montaea by M A A M February 16, 2019