Montabon 

Another word for retarded/stupid as fuck.

Vanessa: “I heard if you kick a guy in the nuts his future babies will come out bad!”

Brittney: “What type of montabon shit is that V?!”

Montabon by Eriss Sani’ May 21, 2024

retardo-montalbon 

A reference to the famous Ricardo Montalbon, from the ground breaking TV show, Fantasy Island. This modification of the word is meant, however, to imply that some one is 'retarded', but at the same time gives props to a legendary actor.

Girl A: "I tried to have a conversation with Dianne about the Iran-Contra Affair....she didn't know who Oliver North is."

Girl B: "Wow, you can't talk to that retardo-montalbon about anything"

retardo-montalbon by ellemesse July 7, 2006

te la montaron 

Spanish word for humilliating a personas with comebacks, verbally or singing.

Example :

Man those guys te la montaron.

Te la montaron in school.

Te la montaron en la escuela.

te la montaron by JamedAzmi January 30, 2015

montebon 

someone who thinks that they are asian, but in reality, they are actually PI's

(non-asian)

va-gee-gee

a montebon often believes that he or she is good at spanish, but sucks ASS

what she would say

EXCUSEMOI, hip hip

montebon by mikayyyy July 31, 2007

mongabon 

pronounced "món-gah-bohn," used to express extreme frustration or disappointment. It can also be used as a noun to exemplify a negative quality, e.g. "It smells like mongabon in here."

"Mongabon! We missed the train!"

mongabon by Sir Stephen H. T. October 7, 2008

Montibon 

"a little bird"

Look, it's Montibon.

Montibon by Luire August 8, 2025