Montagoon 

A caucasian goon. a white thug who goons in every situation.

Me and my boy played basketball and he was a straight montagoon. he didnt miss a shot.

Montagoon by Montagoon June 16, 2009

Mongoon 

Someone incredibly, obnoxiously stupid. The word is a conflation of MONGoloid and buffOON.

Rush Limbaugh and other raving commentators of that ilk are major MONGOON's.

Mongoon by Chazz9 June 16, 2011

mantagonize

For one man to force another man to do anything through male peer pressure in that special trademark way.

This includes verbally degrading their ability to do anything or stressing a scoff full of testosterone and disbelief to make the person feel inept.

Usually ends up including "do you want me to do it FOR you?", and typically ending up with the situation in question turning out poorly even though the person in question succumbed to the mantagonizing.

AJ: I don't think I'm going to fit into this parking spot...
Brett: Oh come on, you've got plenty of room.
*AJ starts backing the van up*
Brett: Are you serious right now? Do you want me to park the van for you?
AJ: Fine, I'll park here.
*AJ parks successfully*
Brett: Now we've barely got any room to get out. Whatever...
Dev: That was funny.
Andy: Chyep. Is mantagonize a word? If not, I just coined that because that just happened.

mantagonize by wannabeapanther February 1, 2009

Montanomonday 

When you take the first day of the week off, as long as it hasn’t been given off for a holiday already

“Yo I’m pretty tired from the Super Bowl, I’m probably gonna take a Montanomonday tomorrow.”

Montanomonday by Goddamnimit January 13, 2022

retardo-montalbon 

A reference to the famous Ricardo Montalbon, from the ground breaking TV show, Fantasy Island. This modification of the word is meant, however, to imply that some one is 'retarded', but at the same time gives props to a legendary actor.

Girl A: "I tried to have a conversation with Dianne about the Iran-Contra Affair....she didn't know who Oliver North is."

Girl B: "Wow, you can't talk to that retardo-montalbon about anything"

retardo-montalbon by ellemesse July 7, 2006

montagologue

n. 1 a: a dramatic and impressionistic sequence of heterogeneous ideas linked usually by verbal dissolves and superimpositions of the mind, introduced into a conversation to develop a single theme, suggest a state of mind, or bridge a time lapse--performed by one actor.

Hey, nice montagologue, pass me that shit.

montagologue by blackbird March 7, 2004

Montaloo 

Montaloo is Montaloo

Oh Shit its Montaloo. Have you seen Montaloo?

Montaloo by Montaloo January 16, 2022