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montaea

A Montaea is a women capable of producing a stunning effect because she is the literal embodiment of the human ideal. When you see a montaea in person, you briefly experience a hint of humanity's greatest potential. You essentially receive a concentrated drug hit of life itself. A montaea is life, not in the sense that she is the meaning of life, but that she is the physical embodiment of life, the most utterly pure and concrete form of the abstract notion of what it means to be alive. It's an almost mystical experience in that it feels otherworldly. Montaeas, when seen in contrast with the unremarkable appearance of the average woman, seem almost to be heavenly creatures. A montaea can be, literally, intoxicating.
Dang, Angelique is the right combination of personality, confidence, and physical attraction. She's definitely a montaea!
by M A A M February 16, 2019
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Butte, Montana

A vigilante town that used to have 1/2 million or a million residents due to the gold rush. It's known as "Fight Town USA". Evel Knievel, the original motorcycle stuntsman, lived there. The population is now about 33,000. It's often referred to as "Butt, Montana".
Butte, Montana sure is a unique place. It has the world's largest copper mine which is no longer in use. Residents are very friendly & strangers strike up conversations. The old open~pit copper mine is referred to as "The Pit" & is now full of water. It's Huge! The town of Walkersville, north of Butte, actually has people that live in Real tarpaper shacks! Most everyone there is poor & rent is cheap.
by Starchylde May 25, 2016
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Montana of 300

by Luzion May 18, 2016
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montana musket loader

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis
My boyfriend gave me a Montana musket loader last night and my butt is still burning
by BigNa$ty November 27, 2015
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montana of 300

Holy shit Montana of 300's song Holy Ghost if fucking fire it burned up an entire hospital
by Kkb123 October 11, 2016
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Llama Montana

When you are so drunk you start slurring your words like Tony Montana. If he were a Llama.
I'm LLama Montana hijo de puta mierda I kill you!
Oh wow - he really went full Llama Montana yesterday...
by llamamontana May 8, 2018
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montease

1. (noun) Montgomery glands, or monties, that are partially visible underneath a woman's blouse or top. When in a private setting, the clothing might be transparent. But more often, a montease occurs in public, when an otherwise modest blouse allows the contours of the Montgomery glands to become visible, as bumps in the fabric.

2. (verb) to expose the contours of one's monties (Montgomery glands) with revealing clothing, especially when done deliberately, in public.
"When it gets cold, my girl's monties pucker up and show through a tight blouse, if the cloth is real thin. Sometimes, her monties show when it's not cold, it's just a sign that she's feeling hot." (LOL)

Overheard on the outdoor patio of a restaurant, as a cool fall breeze spread a chill over the crowd:
"Dern... I wonder if our waitress knows that her nips are doing a montease? It almost hurts to look."
"Yep... it's very difficult to look her in the eye... it's like she's flashing her high-beams!" (LOL)
by Casey Johns January 21, 2009
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