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Monster Fail 

My own type of fail. Pronounced "Mumumumumonster FAIL Fail fail" (fading).
Guy 1: What are those scissors for?!

Guy 2: Your face!

10 minutes later
Guy1: Haha LOL! that makes sense!

Guy2: You just now realized that? *Laughs* Mumumumumonster FAIL Fail fail
Monster Fail by av3nger November 16, 2010

Epic Masterfail 

A fail among fails, the failiest fail in all failness. Epic masterfails can only be executed by an accomplished failure, and usually results in shame, injury, humiliation, death, dismemberment, stds, ect. Epic Masterfails are something usually only witnessed once in a lifetime, so if you see one be sure to tell EVERYONE about it, because you'll never see another.
"Yo dawg George Bush's presidency was such an Epic Masterfail n shit."
Epic Masterfail by MackMrOrange April 25, 2009

monsterkill 

Sound played in Online Games such as UT and CS.

Or you got killed by a monster.
In UT when the sound plays Monsterkill!!! nothing happens.

IN CS when the sound plays
Monsterkill!!! it says Kicked by Console.

Monsterflipping 

mixing molly and acid. Taking acid normally, then snorting a line of molly as you peak. NOT X! the effects of molly and acid are much more intense than those of X and acid, because of the additives included with the MDMA in the exctacy. Monsterflipping is often said to be the only path to psychedelic enlightenment.
dude, monsterflipping is the craziest thing ever. take the dose, then bomb the line after, its awesome.
Monsterflipping by killakyo February 22, 2011

monsterflick 

Monsterflick means performing devious, mischievous and criminal acts. ( depending on context)
Me and my gang are going to monsterflick this man wallet.

We going to monsterflick this man up.
monsterflick by Bilthelawyer November 12, 2022

monstermilf

a milf possessing certain monster-like characteristics, like a strong desire to engage in kinky sexual activities very aggressively and for long periods of time.

Also a verb for the act of engaging is sexual activities with a so-called monstermilf.
Yo, i just got monstermilfed last night at Stephen's! Holla at cha boiii!

Sexual Willing Boy #1: how shall we go about obtaining pussy this fine evening?
Sexual Willing Boy #2: I could sure go for some monstermilf!
Sexual Willing Boy #1: Yeeeee nigga let's go!
monstermilf by chillinashityo October 22, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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