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Monsterfucker

Wanna fuck a werewolf? Ya a monsterfucker.

Wanna fuck a ghost? A Zombie? That's necrophilia But counts! you heathen.

Wanna fuck Dragon? (Unless in human form) Beastitality! And ya a monsterfucker!

Pop a boner going through r/bodyhorror? Here's your crown!
Person 1: Ooo! Look at his teeth!

Person 2: They are pointy and jagged! You monsterfucker!

Person 1: Ooo~ Tentacles give~

Monsterflipping 

mixing molly and acid. Taking acid normally, then snorting a line of molly as you peak. NOT X! the effects of molly and acid are much more intense than those of X and acid, because of the additives included with the MDMA in the exctacy. Monsterflipping is often said to be the only path to psychedelic enlightenment.
dude, monsterflipping is the craziest thing ever. take the dose, then bomb the line after, its awesome.
Monsterflipping by killakyo February 22, 2011

Monsterfucking 

The act whereas one chugs 17 cans of Monster energy drink then proceeds to fornicate with drywall.
Yo, Kyle was Monsterfucking a hole in my parents living room. I gotta spackle that shit after I clean off his spackling.

monsterlicious 

An adjective used to describe something amazing done by a very dedicated Little Monster.
Have you heard about The GaGa Project? It's completely monsterlicious.
monsterlicious by freeZpop June 20, 2010

monsterfucked 

Being epicly screwed, owned, or both
"We have two hours to finish this film project. we're MONSTERfucked"

"Did you see that tackle? that guy just got monsterfucked

"Crap I have 3 huge tests today and i didnt study for either of them! im monsterfucked!
monsterfucked by thecommonenemy October 25, 2009

Monsterfucker

The man that fucks the monsterfucker and can keep up. (This is a very rare type of man)

Monsterfucker: A girlfriend with an absurdly high sex-drive, which initally seems great, but then you realise it's far higher than yours and you can barely keep-up, you can't sleep, you've no energy, you feel like death and STILL SHE WANTS MORE
My man is the only only monsterfucker I know.