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Crack-face Monster 

The corpse like look of a crack addicts face due to many years of drug use. This includes sunken in eyes, cheeks and greyish leathery skin. These people often look like wandering demons hence the name crack-face "monster."
Jenny went for a trip downtown where she saw a crack-face monster flailing along the sidewalk.
Crack-face Monster by psychobunny January 8, 2009

Poo Face Monster 

A monster who has a face made of poo. Also used as an expression of frustration (ie. instead of "bummer," which tools say).
Eric: I just found out I have to work this weekend.
Karen: That's a fucking poo face monster.
Eric. I know... I know...

Ass Face Lava Monster

A person who acts like a monster made of Lava, With an Ass for a Face......Its pretty self explanitory.
Person 1:Hey did you see that guy slap a baby sea lion in the face?
Pesron 2:Yea dude. What an Ass Face Lava Monster.

Pube faced fupa monster 

A man or woman with a thick beard ressembling pubic hair n a fat upper pussy areas that looks like its trying to take over the world
Becky won the trailer park beauty contest. She was the obvious winner with her sweet beard n gunt hanging out that pube faced fupa monster

Monsterface

The act of simultaneously ejaculating and passing a kidney stone on a woman's face.
"Dude, I gave Jenny a Monsterface last night and now she won't call me back."

"I was screamin' like Goku giving Martha the ol' Mosterface bro!"
Monsterface by Vibekilla June 29, 2016
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026