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Monsterable 

VERB - A type of person that is a monster and adorable at the same time
Example: He's such a monsterable. He can be tough like a monster, but he's got an adorable heart.
Monsterable by Jane The Virgin September 14, 2018
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Monsterbate 

1. To masturbate in an intense and/or earth-shattering manner.

2. The form of masturbation someone monsterous in personality or appearance exclusively utilizes.

3. An actual monster's masturbation.
"He doesn't simply masturbate to Angelina Jolie, he MONSTERbates to her."

"The Undertaker is only capable of monsterbation - masturbation for him is out of the question."

"Cookie Monster has been known to monsterbate off the SCENT of a cookie alone."
Monsterbate by Jeanette M. April 2, 2008

Monsterbeast 

A term used to describe some one whom with their great skill has defeated you. Also popularly used to describe the plus 4 card in UNO. Monsterbeast can also be used to describe the toughness of something.
A group of friends are playing Halo. Plex you monsterbeast!
Another example is a group of friends playing Uno. Hey man you got a crazy look in your eye. Why yes I do it's because I got a monsterbeast!

Monsterate 

Wow, Phoebe and Madeline always monsterate so bad around this time of the month.
Monsterate by The Lone Will February 26, 2011

molesterable 

Having the characteristic of being easily molested. Vulnerable in the way of sexual knowledge and prowess and having few sexual defenses.
"Dude, that chicken looks so hot...I want it..."

"Dude, you screw the chicken, I'm going to see if that gohper is molesterable. He was eyeing me earlier."
molesterable by Itami July 1, 2005

monsterbate 

To play with your monster. Duh. It makes your palms hairy.
So there I was, bored one evening. Luckily, I had my monster in my closet, so I took it out and MONSTERBATED.
monsterbate by demonicomelette March 22, 2003

Monsterbate 

To touch ones self (I.e: masterbate) to ugly girls with ugly faces.
I didn't want to masterbate normally today, so I looked up some pictures of girls I work with that have really obtuse bodies and tweaked out faces, and I started to monsterbate rapidly.
Monsterbate by Pizzazzman May 3, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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