monoprice 

What there is a crap ton of ads for on urban dictionary right now

dude, why are there so many monoprice ads on urban dictionary
idk, don't they sell like 3d printers or somthing?
ya

monoprice by lightbulb5x April 23, 2019

Montriced 

Verb. To perform below expectations and blame the subpar performance on others. Usually associated with premeditated excuses, such as casually running something important by someone unaware and using that person's failure to criticize as the reason for the failure.

What do you mean it's my fault you didn't get cat food? We talked about it this morning, it's not the phone's fault. I'm not trying to be montriced.

Montriced by killerdolphin March 8, 2015

mononice 

A pleasant and nice person, but with no emotion or change in tone.

"Was she nice or a little ticked off on the phone? I couldn't tell." "She was nice. It was just mononice."

mononice by twss October 14, 2015

montrice 

She's a ver strong young girl whom been threw alot in her lifetime, she sees good in her future, she's a very beautiful young lady even with the scars those scars has stories behind them which would be great for stories.

Omg montrice girl I love your hair

montrice by Itskaydoe August 1, 2017

Monoptical 

To "see with one eye", or to have a glass be "half full"

"Mary always talks about the bad parts of her day, she's so monoptical."

Monoptical by mruthl2004 February 27, 2017

Monitrice 

French for instructor, born to live out her name. Monitrice is a brown-eyed, brown 90s baby with fluffy hair and a smile that brightens rooms. She's known to be the vibe, whether she speaks or not. Full of goofy laughter, Monitrice is the best storyteller and it shows in her work. She's a Creative Technologist. She's an amazing friend. She's there when you're at your lowest. Her mac and cheese is to die for along with her other foodie specialities. If you can't say her name, just call this beautiful soul– Money.

Is that Monitrice? Yo MONEY-TREEEESSS

Monitrice by goldenxwater November 23, 2021

monopadice 

A person who exhibits all of the following:

1.) Attempts to freestyle rap, and doesn't succeed.
2.) Takes advantage of drunk women (good looking optional).
3.) Every time he/she hangs out with friends has a 1:6 chance of completely wiggin out and going beserker doing random violent and irrational shit.
4.) ^ other than the previous traits is a pretty decent guy to hang out with.

Monopadice: "I'm white yall, like rice yall!"

Random dude: "Yo man, you want another beer?"

Monopadice: "Fuck this shit motherfucker! I'm feelin' a little irish! You wanna go motherfucker! Like I wanna fuck some chick after that shit that went on with the last girl, fuckin abortions and shit, what the fuck!? What the hell is this shit the fuckin bouncer wants to kick me out for drinkin' my beer after 2AM! I love titties!"

*Monopadice picks a fight w/ the biggest bouncer in the bar, gets thrown the fuck out, and peels out of the parking ramp in from of an unmarked car back towards campus*

monopadice by Tapemaster J September 20, 2008