(also refered to as "the ghetto", montighetto, monti)
Urban center of rural Sullivan County NY. Home of Jerry the Bum, who is our homeless wandering mascot, and the famous
Blue Ho, officially known as the
Blue Horizon Diner. Natives of Monticello know that the only
day to efficiently navigate the entrails of the city from Memorial
Day until Labor
Day is Saturday, because there is an over-population of minivan driving Orthodox Jews who migrate from NYC every year. The main source of entertainment among the youth is to congregate at the 24 hour Wal-Mart or enjoy the herbal entertainment from the local dealer.
Monticello is also home to the smell of the Sullivan County landfill, which can be incredibly putrid on a hot day.