Monstrice

black and white. stalker. female. interested in DEATH METAL. likes to poo. laughs alot. pot head. weed lover.

hey look its monstrice

by TiffKidd October 25, 2010

monstricide

A form of revenge porn in which deplorable individuals such as child groomers, human traffickers, and animal abusers are reported to the police or in some cases killed. The term “monstricide” was coined by the YouTuber mamamax who has become infamous for exposing numerous pedophiles and more recently animal abusers.

Guy 1: “dude, are you into monstricide?”
Guy 2: “hell yeah man, fuck the pedos

by Clint Westwood March 7, 2021

monticello mn

Monticello is a fun but boring town. It has a community center a walmart and a target that white kids go to after school. Its population is 95% white people. The kids like to get kicked out of the stores.

Emily: "Hey lets go to target in monticello mn a and get kicked out for fun"
Derek " sounds like fun to me, then we go to walmart and get kicked out to"

by Monticello12qw November 5, 2017

Monstroctopus

(n) A very monstrous beast that resides at the bottom of the ocean. It has only been seen once in the history of the earth, and everyone should beware of its existence. The monstroctopus is indeed female, and its appearance is one of a giant octopus with 14 tentacles, 46 yellow eyes with black beady centers, and 7 vaginas with razor sharp teeth. The Monstroctopus is always in heat, and the mating call of the monstroctopus has a decibel level high enough to disturb the orbit of the moon. The monstroctopus is not a force to be reckoned with. It is powerful enough to cockblock an entire nation of men with one tentacle. The monstroctopus was not born on earth, but it merely landed here from space millions of years ago: around the time that the dinosaurs went extinct. The Monstroctopus has been in hibernation since before any human record, and the mayans have predicted it to wake up in December of 2012. Hopefully they are wrong.

Pl. form: Monstroctopi

There is but one monstroctopus, but many can relate ugly horrific people to the monstroctopus in every day life. Examples of people that may be considered monstroctopi are Joan Rivers as well as Rosie O'Donnell.

by WTFwill July 21, 2009

Montriced

Verb. To perform below expectations and blame the subpar performance on others. Usually associated with premeditated excuses, such as casually running something important by someone unaware and using that person's failure to criticize as the reason for the failure.

What do you mean it's my fault you didn't get cat food? We talked about it this morning, it's not the phone's fault. I'm not trying to be montriced.

by killerdolphin March 8, 2015

monticello

(also refered to as "the ghetto", montighetto, monti)
Urban center of rural Sullivan County NY. Home of Jerry the Bum, who is our homeless wandering mascot, and the famous Blue Ho, officially known as the Blue Horizon Diner. Natives of Monticello know that the only day to efficiently navigate the entrails of the city from Memorial Day until Labor Day is Saturday, because there is an over-population of minivan driving Orthodox Jews who migrate from NYC every year. The main source of entertainment among the youth is to congregate at the 24 hour Wal-Mart or enjoy the herbal entertainment from the local dealer.
Monticello is also home to the smell of the Sullivan County landfill, which can be incredibly putrid on a hot day.

Monticello provides the optimum learning environment for the young aspiring thug who just isn't ready for the bad streets of NYC.

by Love for Monti May 4, 2005

Monstrocititty

A word used to reference a female(or male) with breast so large that they induce breathless awe.

Holy crap, check out the monstrocititty over there on bar stool!!!!

by Big Limp'n and Jaun Ballo January 13, 2007