The one (rumoured-to-exist)
woman who comes off as a complete
lady of the highest order, while in public. She encompasses elegance, grace, poise and refinement. She is compassionate, intelligent, and kind. She is incredibly
fit and has the nicest figure a man could imagine. She dresses in a conservatively sexy manner and has great taste in clothes. She never dresses like a slut, no matter what the occasion (i.e. She does not take part in Slut-O-Ween, or wear yoga pants in public.)
However, contrary to her
conservative appearance, she becomes a savage when engaging in sexual activity, and she will push sexual boundaries to their animalistic limits, but not go too far. Her natural ability, desire and skills required to pleasure both her man and herself knows no equal. No man or
woman, who only knows of her in pubic, would ever even suspect that her animalistic 'other side' exists.
She transcends the proverbial '
lady in the streets, whore in the sheets', and is the
female version of a sexual Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. Oddly, she does not want to sleep with any 'other'
guy she meets because she is completely focused with pleasing her one man --- the man who discovers her true identity.
Background:
- Many women appear prim proper while in public, and they ARE sexual prudes in private. (no surprises here)
- Many women appear slutty in public, and they ARE slutty in private. (no surprises here)
- The elusive monogamous slutsquatch would both
rock and shock the man who found her.
ex. I thought my then-girlfriend (???) was the elusive monogamous slutsquatch, however, I
left her alone for a week and she slept with her ex-boyfriend. Then she started checking out other
men and commenting on them, in sexual manner, in
front of both her
young daughter and myself (which is quite classless). Yeah, (???) was not the elusive monogamous slutsquatch, but we had some great and memorable times together while I was investigating the possibility that she was
the one.
*** The elusive slutsquatch's existence has NOT been verified, however, some
men have claimed to have 'thought' they observed her in both her natural habitats (in public, and in private). She is widely rumoured to exist, but sadly there is no verification. She could be caught right now, and no one would know because of the aforementioned attributes. ***
