monologamous 

A tinderella / tinderfella who matches but dosen't say anything, even after a week, because they were looking for a wife / husband and found out you're poly when they read your profile.

Are you monologamous? 🤔 😋

monologamous by Lousmorels June 3, 2018

The Elusive Monogamous Slutsquatch 

The one (rumoured-to-exist) woman who comes off as a complete lady of the highest order, while in public. She encompasses elegance, grace, poise and refinement. She is compassionate, intelligent, and kind. She is incredibly fit and has the nicest figure a man could imagine. She dresses in a conservatively sexy manner and has great taste in clothes. She never dresses like a slut, no matter what the occasion (i.e. She does not take part in Slut-O-Ween, or wear yoga pants in public.)

However, contrary to her conservative appearance, she becomes a savage when engaging in sexual activity, and she will push sexual boundaries to their animalistic limits, but not go too far. Her natural ability, desire and skills required to pleasure both her man and herself knows no equal. No man or woman, who only knows of her in pubic, would ever even suspect that her animalistic 'other side' exists.

She transcends the proverbial 'lady in the streets, whore in the sheets', and is the female version of a sexual Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. Oddly, she does not want to sleep with any 'other' guy she meets because she is completely focused with pleasing her one man --- the man who discovers her true identity.

Background:

- Many women appear prim proper while in public, and they ARE sexual prudes in private. (no surprises here)
- Many women appear slutty in public, and they ARE slutty in private. (no surprises here)
- The elusive monogamous slutsquatch would both rock and shock the man who found her.

ex. I thought my then-girlfriend (???) was the elusive monogamous slutsquatch, however, I left her alone for a week and she slept with her ex-boyfriend. Then she started checking out other men and commenting on them, in sexual manner, in front of both her young daughter and myself (which is quite classless). Yeah, (???) was not the elusive monogamous slutsquatch, but we had some great and memorable times together while I was investigating the possibility that she was the one.

*** The elusive slutsquatch's existence has NOT been verified, however, some men have claimed to have 'thought' they observed her in both her natural habitats (in public, and in private). She is widely rumoured to exist, but sadly there is no verification. She could be caught right now, and no one would know because of the aforementioned attributes. ***

The Elusive Monogamous Slutsquatch by GlennyJ November 10, 2013

Monogamous non-relationship 

A situation in which two people decide that they want to be sexually exclusive without taking on the title of "boyfriend" & "girlfriend" or having any type of official commitment. Often following a period of transition between casual dating and an established romantic relationship.

"John has been with that girl for a few years now. Is he ever going to start introducing her as his girlfriend?"
"He's afraid of commitment and happy being in a monogamous non-relationship. I don't think they are going to put a title on it any time soon."

Monogamous non-relationship by Bravs53 March 30, 2013

non-monogamous 

adj.

1. a person who cannot be satisfied by one sexual partner

2. a relationship where one or both parties seek additional sexual partners

My neighbor's wife and I are both monogamous, while our spouses are non-monogamous; so we watch romcoms while they bang.

non-monogamous by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 1, 2021

monogamous cheater 

A married male or female who is having a fling or an affair with only one individual.

Joe is a 'monogamous cheater'. He's been banging his best friend's wife for over a year now.

monogamous cheater by BigBenW50 January 29, 2008

Committed monogamous relationship 

(noun/phrase) Fictitious phrase used by many hos and players alike on unsuspecting boyfriend/girlfriend types in an attempt to have them believe they and the subject telling them such are in a special type of relationship that involves love, respect, and many other ideals often akin to the beliefs of a fool or fucking idiot. To believe in the existence of such should warrant a careful examination in regards to the mind of the person believing such ludicrous tales.

Betsy couldn't believe he fell for it. She put it out there as a goof, but that dumb fuck Nikki bought it and didn't ask for the receipt. "Committed monogamous relationship", I'm telling ya, Betsy laughed to herself...."and when you find a unicorn, why just tell that stallion to come on over here to Momma so that he might put that horn in my gooey honey hole, and he measures up enough Momma here gonna put that magic horn in her ass next. Yessir, but don't forget the cocaine, honey".

Committed monogamous relationship by Nikki Stixx May 20, 2021

monogamous slut

a male or female who submits to the sexual whims of his or her partner, is available at any time for sex, yet never strays or has sex with anyone outside the owner/slut relationship

When he arrived home, his monogamous slut was sleeping, but he knew he could wake her to service his cock, for she was his to command.

monogamous slut by Semirhage January 26, 2008