monocon

A person who tries to start a conversation with someone, doesnt notice that the person isnt actually listening and keeps on talking, therefore is actually talking to oneself.

He is such a monocon, cant he tell i dont care what he thinks.

by Otrakei March 26, 2009

motoconcho

A small motorccycle, usually about a 110cc, used for cheap taxi service, in the Dominican Republic. It is not unusual to see one with up to five or six people one, all at the same time. They are also sometimes used instead of a pickup truck, etc., for moving large items, such as washing machines.

I was going to take a taxi to the beach, but I only had fifty pesos, so I opted for the "motoconcho".

by salondiva January 8, 2011

Monotone Walk

The slouched over, shuffling, defeated-by-life movement of a diabetes ridden glutton as they put in as little effort as possible to move from point A to point B.

Almost zombie-like in it’s sheer determination to never deviate from it’s original course.

‘Where’s Matt?’
‘He left his desk 20 minutes ago, I saw him heading into the toilets, I’d recognise that Monotone Walk anywhere’

by CF Enterprises September 1, 2018

Monotone meat bag

A narcissist or sociopath when their mask is cracked or they are at home, out of the public eye and not show boating their false persona. It is at these times when they are not in public view that they let down their guard, are devoid of ANY emotion and their voice becomes monotone. They are referred to as meatbags to highlight their lack of human traits. Without a conscience (super ego) and unable to experience empathy, they are incomplete people who are monotone meat bags devoid of anything human.

At the party Fred was charming, engaging and delightful to the guests.
After the party, Fred returned to his home with his family and reassumed his position of monotone meat bag. He locked himself in his bedroom with his devices after leaving the young toddlers and their bags at the door with the mother. He did not bother to grumble goodnight before tucking into a selection of pornography and video games on his ipad. He locked his door and ignored the children's bedtime routine. The charming prince at the party was only an illusion. His monotone meat bag self resurfaced the moment he was out of public view and surrounded by family in his home.

by Narcbuster April 23, 2018

monotone face

when your face is totally devoid of emotion, usually after someone has made a lame joke

Scarlett didnt think Dads joke was funny so she showed him her monotone face

by Kittsy December 18, 2012

Lil' Monotonous

A rapper created by Bob Costas while playing the piano for Jimmy Fallon on the Winter Olympics post-game show. Jimmy was writing his weekly thank you notes and Bob, who was playing the piano, stated that his playing was "A little monotonous." ... He is not to be confused with Lil' Wayne, Lil' Bow Wow, or Lil' Romeo.

Jimmy- Thats some nice playing Bob

Bob- Thank you... Its a little monotonous.

Jimmy- ..... By the way He's gonna be on the show next week... He's a great rapper.

Bob- oh he's gonna be on the show, along with Lil' Wayne?

Jimmy- Yep with Lil' Wayne... Lil' Monotonous

by rhrules6 March 2, 2010

Monotonous

To be repetitive and boring

This english class is really monotonous

by Neo-Generation November 6, 2003