Monocone

That guy who makes things sometimes

Samulige: monocone is STUPID
Monocone: that's kinda mean

Monocone by Monocone December 15, 2025

Monotone Walk 

The slouched over, shuffling, defeated-by-life movement of a diabetes ridden glutton as they put in as little effort as possible to move from point A to point B.

Almost zombie-like in it’s sheer determination to never deviate from it’s original course.

‘Where’s Matt?’
‘He left his desk 20 minutes ago, I saw him heading into the toilets, I’d recognise that Monotone Walk anywhere’

Monotone Walk by CF Enterprises September 1, 2018

Monotone meat bag 

A narcissist or sociopath when their mask is cracked or they are at home, out of the public eye and not show boating their false persona. It is at these times when they are not in public view that they let down their guard, are devoid of ANY emotion and their voice becomes monotone. They are referred to as meatbags to highlight their lack of human traits. Without a conscience (super ego) and unable to experience empathy, they are incomplete people who are monotone meat bags devoid of anything human.

At the party Fred was charming, engaging and delightful to the guests.
After the party, Fred returned to his home with his family and reassumed his position of monotone meat bag. He locked himself in his bedroom with his devices after leaving the young toddlers and their bags at the door with the mother. He did not bother to grumble goodnight before tucking into a selection of pornography and video games on his ipad. He locked his door and ignored the children's bedtime routine. The charming prince at the party was only an illusion. His monotone meat bag self resurfaced the moment he was out of public view and surrounded by family in his home.

Monotone meat bag by Narcbuster April 23, 2018

monotone face 

when your face is totally devoid of emotion, usually after someone has made a lame joke

Scarlett didnt think Dads joke was funny so she showed him her monotone face

monotone face by Kittsy December 18, 2012

Monotoneminor 

This type of person departs from all normal and rational reasoning.
They admire their friends.
They are polite to their co-workers.
They are able to write unbelievably flawless peices of literature.
And they are the type of person who has wonderous hair.

"look over there! My god that person is the very definition of awesome!"

"I think you mean a Monotoneminor"

Monotoneminor by Smellinglittledaisiesinthefall December 26, 2011

Monotonesia 

Forgetting you've done something because you do it over and over again routinely. This happens because your brain tends to filter things out after repetitive action. This is why you don't remember every time you blink or find random little chores mysteriously done.

Dude: Wait a minute bro, did I just feed my dog or not?

Bro: Dude, you must have Monotonesia because you just did ten minutes ago.

Monotonesia by Dr Face Doctor August 12, 2010

monotone bone 

Boring, lackluster sex.

That Rachel sho' is a monotone bone.
Fer sho'.

monotone bone by Skizzy Bizzle a.k.a. Sads Oko March 15, 2005