monobrows

large hair above eyes. its when both eyebrows join toghether to form one giant hairy monster. i highly recommend waxing to anyone that suffers from this cruel hair growth.(also known as a mostache in the wrong place)

My mother waxed her monobrow causing great pain and discomfort every time she blinked.

by belly bottom man April 26, 2003

Monobrow

A continuous strip of hair often found below the forehead. Often makes the individual sporting the aformentioned monobrow look particularly sinister or like a poor mans Michael Hestletine. The possession of a monobrow can almost certainly lead to the conclusion that the individual is also in possession of a particularly thatched chuffwig or in male terms a love nest that can only be likened to taking a jolly through the sparce but beautiful and necessary wilderness of Bush Gardens, Tampa Bay, Florida.

'Alright Nichols, I see you've trimmed the brow this fine morning, i can almost see you're face today'.

by Olaf Peterson October 01, 2004

monobrowed

When a web sites is ragingly prejudiced against all browsers but one.

That site only works in Safari, I hate monobrowed sites!

by SuedeStar May 21, 2009

monobrow

Two eyebrows that join into one.

Look at that hobo over there, he's got a monobrow!

by Rit December 14, 2004

monobrow

someone who has one long eyebrow (usually bushy) right across their forehead. often implies untrustworthiness.

that Robert's a bit of a monobrow isn't he, Beverley?

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

monobrow

It's a synonym for unibrow

A lot of girls get their eyebrown waxed because they have a MONOBROW.

by Jessa March 01, 2005

Monobrow

a. the unfortunate state of having one large eyebrow across yo nasty ass mug
b. the inability to use a pair of tweezers, aka forrest gumpery

dude, look at patricia. with that monobrow she looks like fuckin bert from the sesame street.
bro, i know. BITCH, EVEN FORREST GUMP COULD USE TWEEZERS!

by alli bear October 12, 2007