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Seagull monobrow 

Shooting ones load to join the eyebrows to form a monobrow in the shape of a seagull.
Did you hear kane gave a chick a seagull monobrow. What a legend.
A continuous strip of hair often found below the forehead. Often makes the individual sporting the aformentioned monobrow look particularly sinister or like a poor mans Michael Hestletine. The possession of a monobrow can almost certainly lead to the conclusion that the individual is also in possession of a particularly thatched chuffwig or in male terms a love nest that can only be likened to taking a jolly through the sparce but beautiful and necessary wilderness of Bush Gardens, Tampa Bay, Florida.
'Alright Nichols, I see you've trimmed the brow this fine morning, i can almost see you're face today'.
Monobrow by Olaf Peterson October 1, 2004
Two eyebrows that join into one.
Look at that hobo over there, he's got a monobrow!
monobrow by Rit December 14, 2004
someone who has one long eyebrow (usually bushy) right across their forehead. often implies untrustworthiness.
that Robert's a bit of a monobrow isn't he, Beverley?
monobrow by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003
A lot of girls get their eyebrown waxed because they have a MONOBROW.
monobrow by Jessa March 1, 2005
a. the unfortunate state of having one large eyebrow across yo nasty ass mug
b. the inability to use a pair of tweezers, aka forrest gumpery
dude, look at patricia. with that monobrow she looks like fuckin bert from the sesame street.
bro, i know. BITCH, EVEN FORREST GUMP COULD USE TWEEZERS!
Monobrow by alli bear October 27, 2007
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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