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Monkeypuss 

(n, college/internet slang) An unshaved genitalia, especially relating to the external vagina.
A very hairy pussy.
A primate's vagina.
Some album by a Swedish band named Entombed.
Are you giving me a blowj-- Oh my god thats your vagina.

A:That new French girl's hot.
B:Yeah, well i heard she owns a monkeypuss.
A:A what?
B:You know.. down there...
A:Oh i get it.
Monkeypuss by Xent December 24, 2007
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monkeypuss 

Moe is monkeypuss.
monkeypuss by Lucifer. Ish January 10, 2018

monkeypuck 

Nickname for monkey pox. Puck is an evil spirit.
Don't go get intimate with Jason, he has monkeypuck.
monkeypuck by monkeypuck May 24, 2022

Monkeybuns 

a phat delicious merinoo girl with nicki minaj's boootay!
just wait until you see my dick, cause ima beat that pussy up - monkeybuns

monkeydust 

A very dark and sinister animated British comedy. It is extremely amusing and will probably become a hit as it is very unheard of at the moment.
FBI 1: "We have a new terrorist threat sent in from the jihad"
FBI 2: "Tell me what we've got here!"
FBI 1: "Well it apears to be three girls dressed up as destinys child being greeted by a bearded man"
FBI 2: "Go to defcon 4, they're playing with our minds"

Asian extremist 1:"here, ali have you seen my stars in their eyes video"
Asian extremist 2:"yea you left it on the table"
Asian extremist 1:"oh shit i think i sent off the wrong video!"
monkeydust by slimey November 29, 2004

Monkeypug 

A small half pug, half monkeyface. Very cute.
I got a small monkeypug today.
Monkeypug by L9 Boogy July 7, 2011

DonkeyPussy 

1. DonkeyPussy is the genitalia of a female donkey.
2. To shout out abuse to a friend.
3. A bit like camel-toe but tighter.
1. Oi you f******g donkeypussy!!!
2. Get a job you dirty donkeypussy!!!
DonkeyPussy by LeverGirls September 29, 2010
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