monkeydust 

A very dark and sinister animated British comedy. It is extremely amusing and will probably become a hit as it is very unheard of at the moment.

FBI 1: "We have a new terrorist threat sent in from the jihad"
FBI 2: "Tell me what we've got here!"
FBI 1: "Well it apears to be three girls dressed up as destinys child being greeted by a bearded man"
FBI 2: "Go to defcon 4, they're playing with our minds"

Asian extremist 1:"here, ali have you seen my stars in their eyes video"
Asian extremist 2:"yea you left it on the table"
Asian extremist 1:"oh shit i think i sent off the wrong video!"

monkeydust by slimey November 29, 2004

Monkeydust 

Noun: A street name for black market cocaine, or crushed up ice breakers.
They can be swallowed, snorted or injected.

"Yo Jose, you got da monkeydust?"
"Awww shit dawg, I ate them all. They were berry flavored"
"DAMMIT."

Monkeydust by Jamie and Joe March 13, 2008

Monkeyfisting 

The act of shitting in one's hand and making a fist. Then proceeding to shove one's fist in their partner's rectum

Chad and I enjoy a good monkeyfisting every night.

Monkeyfisting by Zomboy595 December 23, 2016

monkeydextirous 

To be as ambidextirous as a monkey.
used for absolutley anything requiring multi tasking, but mostly used whilst watching pornography.

A: shes really doing well with all those penises.
B: Aye, she must be monkeydextirous

monkeydextirous by Aron Robinson August 17, 2007

MonkeyFist Energy 

MonkeyFist Energy or MFE is when someone is overly arrogant when they are hot shit and/or tries to make everything about themselves.

Person1: "I came across this huge asshole the other day."
Person2: "Really? What kind of person were they?"
Person1: "Oh they gave off huge MonkeyFist Energy."
Person2: "God what a prick."

MonkeyFist Energy by Nathan._. May 3, 2022

monkeybutt 

A chafe recieved between the upper thighs and asscrack brought about by sweaty activities such as walking back and forth or working out of doors. Produces a Baboon-like rash on the buttocks.

"Man, I got a serious case of monkeybutt bartending tonight!" or "Landscaping gave the rudest monkeybutt yesterday!"

monkeybutt by Mick September 21, 2003

monkeybutt 

Term used in the motorcycle world to define what your butt looks like after a long ride either on-road or off-road.

"Man, I am suffering from some serious Monkey Butt after riding that trail all-day long"

monkeybutt by Howboucha December 18, 2003