Monkeypads 

Video game controllers, like those used on PlayStation and Nintendo game console systems.

David had mastered the use of monkeypads while playing Halo.

Monkeypads by masterofpads August 1, 2011

Monkeypedia

A location where anyone can create,edit,or change truth into sounds that resemble monkey sounds. Whem entries are completed a sound such as "oo oo ah ah" is created and eventually a novel monkey is born.

"oo oo ah ah" oh..that's the monkeypedia sound I heard after finally editing the passage in War and Peace on my Monkeypedia site.

Monkeypedia by Jamfetto January 8, 2009

Monkeymad 

Off the wall, crazy, outlandish, especially when applied to hairstyles.

Origin of this world is based on a series of mishear/translation (Oi Monkey Boy! -> She called you Monkey Man! -> Why did you call me monkeymad?)

My hair is a bit monkeymad today

Monkeymad by barker-family.info November 15, 2004

Monkeyparking 

The practice of remaining inside a sexual partner after sex while waiting for another erection to appear.

"So I finished up but I was totally monkeyparking her"

Monkeyparking by onanthebarbarian May 7, 2014

Monkeypants 

An unusually potent term of endearment which can be employed to trump lesser terms.

"Sweetiebucket, would you go out and buy me a doughnut?"

"Of course, Monkeypants, I'd do anything for you."

Monkeypants by Senorita Jiggypants December 30, 2007

monkeypod shit

cheap, hard to assemble, IKEA Furniture.
same as "Affordable Sweedish Crap", but much more fun to say!

my parents sure did bicker while assembling my room-load of monkeypod shit!!!

monkeypod shit by Skuld April 12, 2007

monkeypatching 

changing code at runtime without modifying the original source code, typically motivated by the intent to patch a bug in 3rd party code or workaround a feature

dude this maintainer sucks. im monkeypatching everying myself

monkeypatching by ナニカ August 28, 2023