monkeyness 

monkey like behaviour or the presence of monkeys

there is much monkeyness here

monkeyness by milostwin_01 July 26, 2003

Monkeynosaurus 

A cross between a monkey and a rhinoceros. Crazy like a monkey, stupid and unstable as a rhinoceros. Did you know its horn is made of compacted hair?

So far, there are only two in existence. THey are both homosexuals, so they cannot reproduce. That is why they are endangered.

Go away monkeynosaurus!

Stupid monkeynosaurus, go eat your own ****!

Go **** your monkeynosaurus friend, you monkeynosaurus!

Monkeynosaurus by Monkeynosaurus Owner September 8, 2011

mondayness 

When everything seems to be going wrong, like on a Monday!

"This Thursday's been full of mondayness."

mondayness by BananaPancakes July 4, 2008

monkeyass

A very bad smelling object, with a pungent,vivacious, and overwheling odor.

"Damn! Your gym shoes got some monkeyass smell to 'em"

monkeyass by buzzsaw February 20, 2004

Moneyless economy

An ecomomy that dose not use money. Instead of money it uses a grading system where a person works to reach a higher grading and your grading level determines what you can get in materal goods.
It is a new system but has a large number of surporters who believe that humanity would be better off if they could get rid of money.

What do you think about a moneyless economy?

Moneyless economy by Deep blue 2012 February 10, 2010

Monkeypuss 

(n, college/internet slang) An unshaved genitalia, especially relating to the external vagina.
A very hairy pussy.
A primate's vagina.
Some album by a Swedish band named Entombed.

Are you giving me a blowj-- Oh my god thats your vagina.

A:That new French girl's hot.
B:Yeah, well i heard she owns a monkeypuss.
A:A what?
B:You know.. down there...
A:Oh i get it.

Monkeypuss by Xent December 24, 2007

do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss 

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss by The Bandit May 8, 2008