monkeyness
there is much monkeyness here
monkeyness by milostwin_01 July 26, 2003
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Monkeynosaurus
A cross between a monkey and a rhinoceros. Crazy like a monkey, stupid and unstable as a rhinoceros. Did you know its horn is made of compacted hair?
So far, there are only two in existence. THey are both homosexuals, so they cannot reproduce. That is why they are endangered.
So far, there are only two in existence. THey are both homosexuals, so they cannot reproduce. That is why they are endangered.
Go away monkeynosaurus!
Stupid monkeynosaurus, go eat your own ****!
Go **** your monkeynosaurus friend, you monkeynosaurus!
Stupid monkeynosaurus, go eat your own ****!
Go **** your monkeynosaurus friend, you monkeynosaurus!
Monkeynosaurus by Monkeynosaurus Owner September 8, 2011
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Moneyless economy
An ecomomy that dose not use money. Instead of money it uses a grading system where a person works to reach a higher grading and your grading level determines what you can get in materal goods.
It is a new system but has a large number of surporters who believe that humanity would be better off if they could get rid of money.
It is a new system but has a large number of surporters who believe that humanity would be better off if they could get rid of money.
Moneyless economy by Deep blue 2012 February 10, 2010
Monkeypuss
(n, college/internet slang) An unshaved genitalia, especially relating to the external vagina.
A very hairy pussy.
A primate's vagina.
Some album by a Swedish band named Entombed.
A very hairy pussy.
A primate's vagina.
Some album by a Swedish band named Entombed.
Are you giving me a blowj-- Oh my god thats your vagina.
A:That new French girl's hot.
B:Yeah, well i heard she owns a monkeypuss.
A:A what?
B:You know.. down there...
A:Oh i get it.
A:That new French girl's hot.
B:Yeah, well i heard she owns a monkeypuss.
A:A what?
B:You know.. down there...
A:Oh i get it.
Monkeypuss by Xent December 24, 2007
do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss
when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss
do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss by The Bandit May 8, 2008
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