monkeyhats

Slang name for condoms.

I going to buy some monkeyhats so I can where my ladys ass out.

by Big Ron J January 19, 2009

monkeybate

The act of vigorously masturbating penis, aided by either poppers, weed, or both and often at the expense of personal relationships and productivity. So named because the masturbator engaging in the monkeybate is often so overwhelmed with pleasure that they screw up their faces in a way that mimics a baboon, gorilla, or monkey.

"Bro, Chad is so fucking gooned out on his monkeybate."

by Ultbator August 19, 2019

Monkeypants

An unusually potent term of endearment which can be employed to trump lesser terms.

"Sweetiebucket, would you go out and buy me a doughnut?"

"Of course, Monkeypants, I'd do anything for you."

by Senorita Jiggypants December 30, 2007

moneyhat

A term used by videogame industry bloggers to describe an exclusivity deal for any major console. Derived from a Penny Arcade strip that was made in response to the exclusivity deal of "Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee."

Capcom must really like the moneyhat that MS is giving them to keep Dead Rising and Lost Planet on the 360.

by skyman8081 April 3, 2007

monkeytits

Elongated breasts with unusually large, dark areolas. See National Geographic.

While watching vintage, 70s porn, "Nice monkeytits."

by Chimay January 15, 2004

monkeycat

A sudden random outburst that is suitable for all occasions.
A word that can be switched out for any other word, much like smurf

Used in context: MONKEYCAT!
I can't believe you did that. You're such a monkeycat.

by Sephiroth March 28, 2004

monkeyhandles

the act of a woman hanging upside down and giving two guys a handjob.

"me and my friend met some crazy ho and she did the monkeyhandles on us.

by Highlandr October 2, 2006