monkeytits 

Elongated breasts with unusually large, dark areolas. See National Geographic.

While watching vintage, 70s porn, "Nice monkeytits."

monkeytits by Chimay January 15, 2004

monkeytoes 

When someone can use their toes to pick things up or pinch you they have monkeytoes.

She used her monkeytoes to masturbate her lover to orgasm.

monkeytoes by jpg3 July 22, 2011

Monkeyfisting 

The act of shitting in one's hand and making a fist. Then proceeding to shove one's fist in their partner's rectum

Chad and I enjoy a good monkeyfisting every night.

Monkeyfisting by Zomboy595 December 23, 2016

honkeytits 

The product of sex, drugs, and fake breasts.

Damn, that crackwhore had the worst pair of honkeytits I've ever seen!

honkeytits by Clove Borker January 21, 2004

monkeybitten 

Dark circles under a girls eyes. The term is derived from the girls looking sickly, therefore possibly bitten by a virus ridden monkey. There are a certain subset of guys who have a fetish for this look. Some may say they are "smitten for the bitten". This look can be achieved via makeup, lack of sleep, and heroin use. Also called MonkeyBites

"wow!! will you get a look at that girl!! she is hot!!" "no way dude she is monkeybitten".

monkeybitten by Shawn A. Cyran June 27, 2005

Monkey tits 

When an over weight woman has small floppy breasts that look like the breasts on lactating monkey.

" That fat chick has monkey tits."

Monkey tits by Big Ee April 28, 2014

hairy monkeyvitis 

a female condition in which her pubic hair grows back thicker almost instantly after removal.

Did you see her bikini line? She must suffer from hairy monkeyvitis.
Dang bruh! My girl just got waxed and her vagina is already on teen wolf. She's got hairy monkeyvitis.

hairy monkeyvitis by CoCo Butta 83 June 22, 2011