monkeyhairs 

Pubic hair

I shaved my monkeyhairs

monkeyhairs by Gtrguy January 7, 2022

MonkeyHorseShit 

When something is really really fucked up,Discriptive noun

Man this ChickenFucker job is some MonkeyHorseShit

MonkeyHorseShit by David November 23, 2002

Monkeyears

Someone with massive ears that stick out like an erection

Danny has massive monkeyears

Monkeyears by Danno.lavel December 1, 2016

Sexual Monkeybars 

Sex between a really large guy and a small girl, or extremely active sex.

"Oh man, those two are totally mismatched, she's gotta do the sexual monkeybars"

Sexual Monkeybars by Cyanidegelcaps February 20, 2009

monkeyhats 

Slang name for condoms.

I going to buy some monkeyhats so I can where my ladys ass out.

monkeyhats by Big Ron J January 19, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019