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mongloid 

A person with bone deformities
For example: enlarged jaw, enlarged cheek bones, small sunken eyes, extremely long arms
Mongloids scare the shit out of me
mongloid by mongloiddestroyer November 30, 2004

Mongloid 

A person or thing who is stuck or blocking a screen
I’m tryna find this fucking mongloid
Mongloid by Enshalla SUII February 25, 2023

Mongloid baby

A baby mongloid; Also used to call someone an idiot.

mongoloid patrol 

any bus or van full of retards
mongoloid patrol by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Mongroid 

A term for a fat cunt with an IQ below 45
"Let's dd that faggot mongroid"
Mongroid by Autiztic April 24, 2019

mongoloid mike 

a diminutive term for a mentally-challenged person who is constantly taken advantage of, and harmed physically, usually by delinquent members of society.
Kenny and Dustin Powers tagged teamed two challenged brothers down the street yesterday. An onlooker quoted Kenny Powers yelling "How do you like me now mongoloid mike!?"
mongoloid mike by TRing April 7, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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