monglet

a term for someone who instead of asking google an easily answerable question they ask their friend next to them, making their friend take on the arduous task of googling their simple question.

Fred: Hey Ryan, what color is the sky?
Ryan: Why don't you google that yourself, fucking monglet.

by meowdefines June 12, 2023

Cock Mongler

A 4chan Meme, a Picture of a guy with a disturbing grin on his face. labled as cock mongler.

"I'll Suck Your Cock!!!"

by Legato Grey January 5, 2005

Whore Mongler

1) Someone who is a nuisance to prostitutes and prevents them from getting business.
2) An extremely annoying individual who always gets in the way of everyone's happiness.

The party was going great until that whore mongler showed up and ruined everything.

by Shayans September 13, 2009

Mongler

One who performs in the act of mongling; one who will tend to “mongle” around.

Spock: Hey wallen look over at Deke he’s mongling around right now.

Wallen: Deke is such a mongler Spock

by Big Spock January 6, 2020

ass mongler

one who mongles the ass, or basically owns it; aka raging homo.

daniel is the biggest ass mongler in the world

by daniel attaway January 8, 2003

mooglet

Mooglets are small shiny canisters that spawn around summoner's rift in the MOBA game League of Legends. These small canisters are normally called 'Chimes' and contain the base life force of the universe within them that empower the champion 'Bard' who is the caretaker of the universe.

Legends have it that for the best bard player in the world, they spawn as 'Mooglets' and not 'Chimes'. Nobody has seen this player yet, but they are out there.

'I will die for that mooglet!'
'It's a chime for you, idiot.'
'One day... One day.'

OR

'I need dis mooglet for mana'

by TayD August 9, 2016

Child Mongler

1. A creature that uses the ancient art of mongling to steal children from the wombs of pregnant women.

2. Any pedophile.

Derived from the term Cock Mongler.

1. "Careful now. You don't want that little guy taken by Child Mongler in your sleep."

2. "I knocked a little girl over while I was running, and now everyone thinks I'm a Child Mongler."

by nickreaper October 26, 2011