Mongotron 

The transport network aka The London Underground.

I would never travel on the Mongotron. It's really for the poor people, God bless 'em.

Mongotron by Jonas Vasey March 11, 2004

mongotron 

a mongo transformer

mongotrons wheelchair isnae workin!!!!

mongotron by celticbhoy1888 March 6, 2011

Mongron 

The real life pair of Cory Monteith and Dianna Agron of glee.

Although they aren't dating in real life they share great chemistry and are extremely flirty and touchy/feely with each other leading fans to ship them.

Girl 1: "Did you see the new Glee interview?"
Girl 2: "Oh my gosh yes, did you see all the Mongron cuteness?"

Mongron by gleek22 January 13, 2011

Mongotoid

The word mongotoid describes that really stupid dumb fuckwit that just lingers about trying to be part of the Gang and always interrupts the conversations with absolutely dull shit nonsense!!

Everyone will know a mongotoid.

The words fucktoid (a stoopid fuckwit) and mongo (dumb dense thick slow kinda person), sound more meaningful and straight to the point put together to form.........mongotoid!!!! Don’t ya think??

Also a name given to someone who’s complete stupid outbursts actually are really hilarious and well timed.

“You absolute fucking stoopid mongotoid!!!! Did you not know that woman you told to ‘go fuck a cabbage’ was my mom???” I yelled whilst secretly sniggering under my breath. 😂😂

Mongotoid by Iwannariot October 22, 2019

Monotone Walk 

The slouched over, shuffling, defeated-by-life movement of a diabetes ridden glutton as they put in as little effort as possible to move from point A to point B.

Almost zombie-like in it’s sheer determination to never deviate from it’s original course.

‘Where’s Matt?’
‘He left his desk 20 minutes ago, I saw him heading into the toilets, I’d recognise that Monotone Walk anywhere’

Monotone Walk by CF Enterprises September 1, 2018

Monotone meat bag 

A narcissist or sociopath when their mask is cracked or they are at home, out of the public eye and not show boating their false persona. It is at these times when they are not in public view that they let down their guard, are devoid of ANY emotion and their voice becomes monotone. They are referred to as meatbags to highlight their lack of human traits. Without a conscience (super ego) and unable to experience empathy, they are incomplete people who are monotone meat bags devoid of anything human.

At the party Fred was charming, engaging and delightful to the guests.
After the party, Fred returned to his home with his family and reassumed his position of monotone meat bag. He locked himself in his bedroom with his devices after leaving the young toddlers and their bags at the door with the mother. He did not bother to grumble goodnight before tucking into a selection of pornography and video games on his ipad. He locked his door and ignored the children's bedtime routine. The charming prince at the party was only an illusion. His monotone meat bag self resurfaced the moment he was out of public view and surrounded by family in his home.

Monotone meat bag by Narcbuster April 23, 2018

Mongatron 

Someone with five brain tumors and all the mental disorders

"Why are you talking like an absolute mongatron?"

Mongatron by JoeboiTheIdiot December 9, 2018