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monglord 

someone that has had too much high grade. who has taken there perch in the corner to sleep and relax. Often with red eyes, dizzyness and munchies.
"oh my god, nathan has yet again retained his status as a monglord"
monglord by Ryan Cosgrove April 23, 2008
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monglord 

someone that has had too much high grade. who has taken there perch in the corner to sleep and relax. Often with red eyes, dizzyness and munchies.
"oh my god, nathan has yet again retained his status as a monglord"
monglord by Ryan Cosgrove April 22, 2008
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One who is knowledgeable regarding all things computer.
Thank you all knowing Monglor!
monglor by smorrissey April 28, 2014
n. : a adept or master of the art and science of m0nging. One whose sources are so vast and varied, that their m0ng appears to form a pr0n singularity.
"HawtCawk is a m0nglord from alt.sex.shaved.clam, whose m0ng is so large, it appears he has finally got an example of every starlet in San Bernadino."
m0nglord by blindjester January 20, 2003

Mongloid 

A rare creature, usually found blossoming in areas such as house parties, couches and play parks. they become attractive to odd clothing wear and the smell of sweat from a junkie and emos. Mongloid is also a name of a type of dance that only ants would do when upset.
last night he pulled a mongloid
Mongloid by mystery king June 23, 2011

mongloid 

A person with bone deformities
For example: enlarged jaw, enlarged cheek bones, small sunken eyes, extremely long arms
Mongloids scare the shit out of me
mongloid by mongloiddestroyer November 30, 2004

cock monglor 

oral sex and giving it in a gay way
guy come in and whips it out, gives oral. That is called a cock monglor
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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