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mongotard 

1. One who is so mentally retarded that even a Mongoloid's mental capacity is far greater than their own.
2. One who should cease to exist because they cannot spell "epitome".
3. A rhino horn rider's invalid room mate.
4. One who eats of smegma regularly and brags about it to the stuffed teddy bear he sleeps with.
Hector's room mate Frank is the epitome of mongotard. There is no person on this planet that better embodies the definition of mongotard that it is a pity that his picture cannot be submitted for everyone to see what a true mongotard is.
mongotard by Hector May 7, 2003
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Mongotard 

A person with superhuman retard strength.
Holy crap that mongotard kid almost ripped my freeking arm off when he shook my hand.
Mongotard by NachoDude316 March 5, 2011
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The word mongotoid describes that really stupid dumb fuckwit that just lingers about trying to be part of the Gang and always interrupts the conversations with absolutely dull shit nonsense!!

Everyone will know a mongotoid.

The words fucktoid (a stoopid fuckwit) and mongo (dumb dense thick slow kinda person), sound more meaningful and straight to the point put together to form.........mongotoid!!!! Don’t ya think??

Also a name given to someone who’s complete stupid outbursts actually are really hilarious and well timed.
“You absolute fucking stoopid mongotoid!!!! Did you not know that woman you told to ‘go fuck a cabbage’ was my mom???” I yelled whilst secretly sniggering under my breath. 😂😂
Mongotoid by Iwannariot October 22, 2019

moneytard 

Slang term used for someone who can’t manage their finances.
He’s a straight-up moneytard, he spent his whole paycheck last week on a 16” Apple MacBook Pro and since he can barely read or write, he doesn’t even do much more than search the web with it!
moneytard by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2020

mongtard 

A combination of "Mong", (meaning a total idiot) and "Retard". General useage as an insult.
1) You're a total mongtard!
2) What a mongtard!
mongtard by SpasmicPuppy January 19, 2004

mongtarded 

mongtareded is the mixture of a retard and a mong.

someone who does something retarded but is naturally a mong.
that guy is so mongtarded
mongtarded by Deto123 May 18, 2011

mongboard 

An internet forum or message board that mongs spend a lot of time monging about on.
Bill: Did you watch Doctor Who last night?
Phil: No, I was too busy monging on a mongboard.
mongboard by Bertie Ollocks June 21, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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