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mongotard 

1. One who is so mentally retarded that even a Mongoloid's mental capacity is far greater than their own.
2. One who should cease to exist because they cannot spell "epitome".
3. A rhino horn rider's invalid room mate.
4. One who eats of smegma regularly and brags about it to the stuffed teddy bear he sleeps with.
Hector's room mate Frank is the epitome of mongotard. There is no person on this planet that better embodies the definition of mongotard that it is a pity that his picture cannot be submitted for everyone to see what a true mongotard is.
mongotard by Hector May 7, 2003
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Mongotard 

Holy crap that mongotard kid almost ripped my freeking arm off when he shook my hand.
Mongotard by NachoDude316 March 5, 2011
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The word mongotoid describes that really stupid dumb fuckwit that just lingers about trying to be part of the Gang and always interrupts the conversations with absolutely dull shit nonsense!!

Everyone will know a mongotoid.

The words fucktoid (a stoopid fuckwit) and mongo (dumb dense thick slow kinda person), sound more meaningful and straight to the point put together to form.........mongotoid!!!! Don’t ya think??

Also a name given to someone who’s complete stupid outbursts actually are really hilarious and well timed.
“You absolute fucking stoopid mongotoid!!!! Did you not know that woman you told to ‘go fuck a cabbage’ was my mom???” I yelled whilst secretly sniggering under my breath. 😂😂
Mongotoid by Iwannariot October 22, 2019

moneytard 

Slang term used for someone who can’t manage their finances.
He’s a straight-up moneytard, he spent his whole paycheck last week on a 16” Apple MacBook Pro and since he can barely read or write, he doesn’t even do much more than search the web with it!
moneytard by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2020

mongtard 

A combination of "Mong", (meaning a total idiot) and "Retard". General useage as an insult.
1) You're a total mongtard!
2) What a mongtard!
mongtard by SpasmicPuppy January 19, 2004

mongtarded 

mongtareded is the mixture of a retard and a mong.

someone who does something retarded but is naturally a mong.
that guy is so mongtarded
mongtarded by Deto123 May 18, 2011

mongboard 

An internet forum or message board that mongs spend a lot of time monging about on.
Bill: Did you watch Doctor Who last night?
Phil: No, I was too busy monging on a mongboard.
mongboard by Bertie Ollocks June 21, 2008
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