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mondotech 

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its like technology, but fully mondo.
wow, that custard coloured, 1986 e class mercedes is fully mondotech.
mondotech by dick and squid. October 21, 2009
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mondorschte 

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A dildo battery.
Greg: Hey my dildo is out of battery, have you an extra mondorschte?

Paul: Yea, it's in my room I'll get it now.
mondorschte by bantermerchant August 7, 2009
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montechrist 

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The Eternal Teacher and the gatekeeper,also known as fabbbyyy, for engineers and misguided individuals.. he is the light, molecule, and bond to every solution. ALL HAIL THE MONTECHRIST!!!!!!!!
I prayed to The MonteChrist to curse his wretched asshole with big black dicks and itching powder. Lord Monte SAVE US ALL!!
-Babies, Gunz, and MonteChristo
montechrist by RMustang August 8, 2016
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Montech X1; Marviel "Geneology" Martinez: The First Juvenile Release... 

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Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Montech X1; Marviel "Geneology" Martinez: The First Juvenile Release...
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