montechrist 

The Eternal Teacher and the gatekeeper,also known as fabbbyyy, for engineers and misguided individuals.. he is the light, molecule, and bond to every solution. ALL HAIL THE MONTECHRIST!!!!!!!!

I prayed to The MonteChrist to curse his wretched asshole with big black dicks and itching powder. Lord Monte SAVE US ALL!!
-Babies, Gunz, and MonteChristo

montechrist by RMustang August 8, 2016

Montecristo 

1. One of the greatest cigars in the world. Once hand rolled in Cuba, now from Dominican Republic.

2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.

3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.

1. Jimmi Ray lit a Montecristo, put on a CD by Jimmy Buffet, poured himself a Mojito and pulled Dulce Maria on to his lap for a sunset moment.

2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.

3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.

Montecristo by jim christ May 12, 2008

Montecristo 

When a stripper coppulates your thumb and then inserts said thumb into her asshole while in the context of a lap dance.

Gideon got montecristoed at the Cheetah Club last night and spent an inordinate amount of time washing his hands afterwards.

Montecristo by Ash666 May 29, 2016

Montecristo Finish 

The act of blowing your load down her throat while making her zamboni the piss crust off the lilly pads in the toilet bowl. To really get her off, you need to stick a Montecristo mini in her eyeball during the act.

I gave that bitch the Montecristo Finish and she sucked it up and wanted another.

Montecristo Finish by Yo Momma Don't Care November 28, 2021