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A Mondo Schlong is when a man has a huge and I mean gigantic penis. All the girls go after the Mondo Schlong so all the boys with minis better watch put.
The big Mondo Schlong is coming better fucking run -Lil Mini
by gibbytheschlonger February 28, 2018
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