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mompocalypse

When your dad has gone away for some time and your stuck with your mom.
She takes away your electronic devices if you misbehave, she makes you help her with chores, she cares about safety and not fun and worst of all there is no dad to have authority over what she says.
It's a true teenage disaster.
Mike: "Hey Chris isn't Allan suppose to be online?"
Chris:"Yeah but hes in a mompocalypse"
Mike:"Poor Allan"
by Your average twat May 25, 2017
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Mopocalypse

A slew of funny and/or poor taste motivational/demotivational posters (mopo) relating to a significant series of related, and often disasterous, events.
Mopos about a nation being hit by devastating floods, bushfires, oilspills, hatred & violence, satan worshippers, earthquakes, famine (such as an icecream sundae substituted with shit), vermin and other apocalyptic-omen-like events. Collectively the individual Mopos are a Mopocalypse.
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zompocalypse

Guy 1: "the zompocalypse is upon us !"
Guy 2: "braaainnss. *nom nom nom*"
by nnicholas October 20, 2008
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mehpocalypse

A non-significant event that is blown vastly out proportion by news media.
That tornado watch ended up being a total mehpocalypse; I can't believe the news broadcasted over two entire episodes America's Next Top Model for a mere thunderstorm!
by suzpocalypse November 14, 2011
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Mimmocalypse

An event that commences after the University of Michigan fails to obtain commitments from any top recruits who recently visited said school. There must be at least 5 Rivals 100 recruits in attendance and the University of Michigan must fail to obtain a commitment from a single one. Once the Mimmocalypse has commenced, you can expect an extended winter in Ann Arbor that will last into August and a series of declarations by Michael Kimmel that will lament the state of the University of Michigan football program and express doubt that they will ever feature a decent team again. These declarations are notable for their use of "......" at the end of each one.
We didn't get a single commitment from any of the 5 Rivals Top 100 recruits that visited Michigan this week. Commence the Mimmocalypse!
by msporer November 17, 2009
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mypocalypse

The act of destroying your own life with either drugs, alcohol, bad behavior, getting kicked out of the house , crashing the car, committing crimes, ect... Any series of biblically devastating acts aimed at crushing your self and those around you.

What crack heads are going through
that cocain i took brought on mypocalypse
by Alabaster coutquec October 11, 2011
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McPocalypse

A sandwich from Mickey D's with the following ingredients:
1 mcrib (throw the bun for this away)
2 double quarterpounders
10 piece nugget
(the mcrib should go in between the 2 beef patties...and 5 nuggets on top and bottom of beef patties)

Combine and eat with a large fry and large soda in 60 minutes. The only rule is you cannot throw up for 2 hours following the completion of said sandwich.
I was still hungry after I ate the McPocalypse. I could go for the ArMcGeddon
by Smave D. January 20, 2009
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