An event that commences after the University of Michigan fails to obtain commitments from any top recruits who recently visited said school. There must be at least 5 Rivals 100 recruits in attendance and the University of Michigan must fail to obtain a commitment from a single one. Once the Mimmocalypse has commenced, you can expect an extended winter in Ann Arbor that will last into August and a series of declarations by Michael Kimmel that will lament the state of the University of Michigan football program and express doubt that they will ever feature a decent team again. These declarations are notable for their use of "......" at the end of each one.
We didn't get a single commitment from any of the 5 Rivals Top 100 recruits that visited Michigan this week. Commence the Mimmocalypse!
by msporer November 17, 2009
Don't invite that kid over to see your new apartment. He's just going to Rosenwasser it all night. I invited him over mine last week and all he did was criticize and just be a giant dick.
by msporer August 08, 2008