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mypocalypse

The act of destroying your own life with either drugs, alcohol, bad behavior, getting kicked out of the house , crashing the car, committing crimes, ect... Any series of biblically devastating acts aimed at crushing your self and those around you.

What crack heads are going through
that cocain i took brought on mypocalypse
by Alabaster coutquec October 11, 2011
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Mopocalypse

A slew of funny and/or poor taste motivational/demotivational posters (mopo) relating to a significant series of related, and often disasterous, events.
Mopos about a nation being hit by devastating floods, bushfires, oilspills, hatred & violence, satan worshippers, earthquakes, famine (such as an icecream sundae substituted with shit), vermin and other apocalyptic-omen-like events. Collectively the individual Mopos are a Mopocalypse.
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mompocalypse

When your dad has gone away for some time and your stuck with your mom.
She takes away your electronic devices if you misbehave, she makes you help her with chores, she cares about safety and not fun and worst of all there is no dad to have authority over what she says.
It's a true teenage disaster.
Mike: "Hey Chris isn't Allan suppose to be online?"
Chris:"Yeah but hes in a mompocalypse"
Mike:"Poor Allan"
by Your average twat May 25, 2017
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mehpocalypse

A non-significant event that is blown vastly out proportion by news media.
That tornado watch ended up being a total mehpocalypse; I can't believe the news broadcasted over two entire episodes America's Next Top Model for a mere thunderstorm!
by suzpocalypse November 14, 2011
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Hypocalypse

The "end of the world (order)" brought about by the conscious anti-political action of the global proletarian masses. Not to be confused with apocalypse; a fatalist concept which leaves us waiting in the role of passive spectators.

"Apocalypse, like apotheosis, contains the prefix referring to something that comes from above. Hypocalypse would be much more suitable: you only need to change a couple of letters." (Luther Blissett: Q)
We are the six billion horsemen of the hypocalypse.
by omnia.sunt.communia August 25, 2010
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typocalypse

An essay or article which is full of typos and mistakes
God this essay im editing is a typocalypse, look at all the mistakes in this one sentance !
"Louise was was makeing teh cake."
by typooooo October 20, 2008
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Hypocalypse

This occurs whenever someone's hypocrisy is great enough to cause actual damage to someone or something.
"Did you hear that the president of True Love Waits is pregnant? What a hypocalypse!"
by Arctos February 26, 2009
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