molner

Some dumb cunt in school

Hey, ur a real molner, you know?

by Yermothersdog September 15, 2017

Monero

Monero (XMR) is a private and untraceable cryptocurrency that keeps money confidential. Contrary to many cryptocurrency projects, it's actually grassroots, developed as a decentralized open source software, and dedicated to privacy & freedom.
See also SHUM.

- Did you hear the twitter hackers got caught by following their Bitcoin transactions?
- Haha, so dumb, they should have asked for Monero!

by 01111010 August 3, 2020

möllered

to get möllered

If you fail a course because of cheating at a university.
or
If someone changes your background on your PC.

They caught me cheating and now I got möllered.
or
If left my pc unguarded and when I came back, I was möllered.

by Pilzdieb February 4, 2018

mollering

To move a great distance- typically across the globe, though cross country trips are also common, to pursue a relationship with an internet lover, typically met on an internet message board.

named after new zealand's ex-most popular online persona.

messageboard girl: I think i want to move to Tokyo to live with CyberHngStd4334

messageboard dude: 'Mollering is retarded, thats going to be an expensive mistake and then we're all going to laugh at you.

by cody kory February 9, 2005

Moners

Moners is a form of currency that is far more superior than the dollar

Yoooo fam where the fuck are my 5 moners

by Moner man March 6, 2020

lunar mooner

When you stuick 12 sticks of dynamite up youyr anus, then perform a lap dance in the moonkloght. This guives a seductiv and lovely sensation to the lucky fella recieving.

"Hell bro, i ghot a lunar mooner last nghr, i creamed my pants, and cried Yippee!:"

by Farth!!! May 17, 2022

Moiner

The act of defecating in a golf hole.

After forty plus years of golfing, Ron finally got a hole-in-one the other morning. He was the happiest I've ever seen him. That is, until he went to retrieve his ball and found some miscreant had left a Moiner the night before.

by kibyfuckett September 22, 2015