mollywoof
verb 1. the act of farting in a bathtub and popping the bubble with your tongue. mollywoofer- the person doing the act
mollywoof by mollywhoofer February 23, 2010
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mollywobbles
A red headed middle aged woman with a substantial amount of children and a large amount of junk in the trunk.
mollywobbles by Brittney_FoH August 13, 2005
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mollywhoop
When you are getting repeatedly punched in the face and your arm is stretched to where it looks like your golfing someone face
Did you see the bgc episode last night
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Yea Alicia didn't have to mollywhoop that girl like that she already big asf
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Yea Alicia didn't have to mollywhoop that girl like that she already big asf
mollywhoop by @savagetrilogy on ig May 8, 2014
mollywopped
mollywopped by Cole September 13, 2004
mollywop
Listen motherfucker, you got two choices.
You can either go fuck yourself, or I can mollywop your punk ass!
You can either go fuck yourself, or I can mollywop your punk ass!
Mollywhop
Mollywhop-(V.)1.When a grown man beats another grown man as if he were a girl under the age of 10. Getting mollywhopped is not a regular beatdown, but a beating where the victim is so physically or mentally incapable of fighting back they go down like a little bitch.
2.When a man beats another person using only the head of their penis seeMushroom Stamp. For the best example, an imprint of the penis head should be visible for a minimum of 2 days after.
2.When a man beats another person using only the head of their penis seeMushroom Stamp. For the best example, an imprint of the penis head should be visible for a minimum of 2 days after.
1.You shoulda seen Debo mollywhop that faggot. He stomped a mudhole in his ass!
2.Her face was so covered in mushroom stamps after that mollywhopping, it looked like she had an allergic reaction to dick.
2.Her face was so covered in mushroom stamps after that mollywhopping, it looked like she had an allergic reaction to dick.
Mollywhop by Mike McGrath November 4, 2005
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