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mollywobbles 

A red headed middle aged woman with a substantial amount of children and a large amount of junk in the trunk.
You BEST open that damn door for me right now Mollywobbles!
mollywobbles by Brittney_FoH August 13, 2005
The act of grabbing ones flaccid unit at the base and smacking a ho upside the head with it, preferably in the cheek area.
Girl you need to calm down before I take this big ol dick and mollywop the everlasting hell out of you!
Mollywop by HutchNation CEO March 27, 2022

mollywhoop 

When you are getting repeatedly punched in the face and your arm is stretched to where it looks like your golfing someone face
Did you see the bgc episode last night

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Yea Alicia didn't have to mollywhoop that girl like that she already big asf

mollywopped 

Fool, you just straight mollywopped me, negroid!
mollywopped by Cole September 13, 2004
v. to bitch slap, clobber, and knock the fuck out, simultaneously
Listen motherfucker, you got two choices.
You can either go fuck yourself, or I can mollywop your punk ass!
mollywop by sage ares January 16, 2009
Mollywhop-(V.)1.When a grown man beats another grown man as if he were a girl under the age of 10. Getting mollywhopped is not a regular beatdown, but a beating where the victim is so physically or mentally incapable of fighting back they go down like a little bitch.

2.When a man beats another person using only the head of their penis seeMushroom Stamp. For the best example, an imprint of the penis head should be visible for a minimum of 2 days after.
1.You shoulda seen Debo mollywhop that faggot. He stomped a mudhole in his ass!

2.Her face was so covered in mushroom stamps after that mollywhopping, it looked like she had an allergic reaction to dick.
Mollywhop by Mike McGrath November 4, 2005