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mollywoof

verb 1. the act of farting in a bathtub and popping the bubble with your tongue. mollywoofer- the person doing the act
hey i did some nasty mollywoofing last night.
oh thats gross i bet you could taste it.
by mollywhoofer February 23, 2010
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mollywobbles

A red headed middle aged woman with a substantial amount of children and a large amount of junk in the trunk.
You BEST open that damn door for me right now Mollywobbles!
by Brittney_FoH August 13, 2005
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Mollywop

The act of grabbing ones flaccid unit at the base and smacking a ho upside the head with it, preferably in the cheek area.
Girl you need to calm down before I take this big ol dick and mollywop the everlasting hell out of you!
by HutchNation CEO March 27, 2022
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mollywhoop

When you are getting repeatedly punched in the face and your arm is stretched to where it looks like your golfing someone face
Did you see the bgc episode last night

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Yea Alicia didn't have to mollywhoop that girl like that she already big asf
by @savagetrilogy on ig May 8, 2014
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mollywopped

Fool, you just straight mollywopped me, negroid!
by Cole September 13, 2004
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mollywop

Listen motherfucker, you got two choices.
You can either go fuck yourself, or I can mollywop your punk ass!
by sage ares January 16, 2009
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Mollywhop

Mollywhop-(V.)1.When a grown man beats another grown man as if he were a girl under the age of 10. Getting mollywhopped is not a regular beatdown, but a beating where the victim is so physically or mentally incapable of fighting back they go down like a little bitch.

2.When a man beats another person using only the head of their penis seeMushroom Stamp. For the best example, an imprint of the penis head should be visible for a minimum of 2 days after.
1.You shoulda seen Debo mollywhop that faggot. He stomped a mudhole in his ass!

2.Her face was so covered in mushroom stamps after that mollywhopping, it looked like she had an allergic reaction to dick.
by Mike McGrath November 4, 2005
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