mollywop

v. to bitch slap, clobber, and knock the fuck out, simultaneously

Listen motherfucker, you got two choices.
You can either go fuck yourself, or I can mollywop your punk ass!

by sage ares January 16, 2009

mollywop

Hitting someone in the face with your cack

That dumb bitch cheated on me so I mollywopped her!

by takeaguess January 24, 2005

mollywop

To be hit with an open hand or closed fist extremelyhard. The person hitting you has to follow through and come down with it so that you feel the true force.

Yo check it, my bitch is an habitual linesteppa, so everytime she steps outa line i gotta check her. She got me real heated yesterday so i mollywopp'd that silly bitch. Shell learn next time not to fuck wit me.

by mattman April 18, 2005

mollywop

Slap someone with your dick

the bitch stopped sucking so i mollywoped her for revenge

by billy4568721 June 6, 2009

mollywop

to get the crap beat out of you.
or to slap the shit out of somebody.

you keep talking shit i'll mollywop yo punk ass.

by plantman bluntski May 22, 2003

mollywop

To hit someone really, really hard.
It leaves a mark.

Give me popcorn or I'll mollywop you.

by Mel December 22, 2004

mollywop

To strike a person's face using one's penis similarly to that of a judge's gavel. Mollywopping most likely occurs upon the cheek or around the mouth area.

"My boyfriend is younger than me, so mollywopping is my alarm clock."

by bradbradstephbrad January 1, 2012