Mollywhopper

1.) someone who takes his penis out during oral sex and hits his girl in the face with it.
2.) someone who gave a severe, one sided beating
Personification of Mollywhop

1.) "this boy's a fool, girl didnt know he was a mollywhopper and she got a face full."
2.) "it was an even fight till this mollywhopper came through and cleaned up on 'em."

by Yola October 4, 2007

Mollywhopper

A hard wangslap that leaves a purple mushroom on a girl's face.

I just gave my ho a nice mollywhopper!

by ANTI POP 102 October 9, 2004

Gollywhopper

A Southern U.S. expression for a very large specimen of anything. Often used to describe a big fish. Also commonly used to refer to a big lie.

I had a real gollywhopper on the hook, but my line broke before I got it in the boat.

Bubba didn't have a good reason for getting home late, so he made up some big gollywhopper about having a flat tire.

by Your Old Uncle Bill December 22, 2013

GollyWhopper

A large strapon dildo. Usually purple in color with glitter.

Dan exclaimed to his wife, "grab the Gollywhopper I'm catching tonight"

by DieselJesus69 January 26, 2021

molliwhopped

To ruin completely; to destroy; to render useless

That wide reciever got molliwhopped as soon as caught the ball.

by Soheil Saeed May 9, 2007

mollywopped

verb; To be smacked violently upside the head.

Fool, you just straight mollywopped me, negroid!

by Cole September 13, 2004

mollywhopped

When you want to fight someone,, or describe what you are going to do to them in the fight.

That beezy was talking mess, she is going to get mollywhopped.

by MilesInferno April 8, 2008