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b) Mollywomp-(V.) 1. A throwback term for a beat down. not to a bloody pulp, but just a quick and painful beatdown. 2.When a grown man beats another grown man as if he were a girl under the age of 10. Getting mollywomped is not a regular beatdown, but a beating where the victim is so physically or mentally incapable of fighting back they go down like a little bitch. 3. The act of completely destroying an opponent to the point of embarrassment. 4. To knock out with little to no effort. 5. Term for a woman hitting a man over the head with a purse, typically repeatedly.

IE: Holy shit did you see that ol' granny Mollywomping on that dudes sorry ass?

Damn he got mollywomped!

Better call the wifey so she don't mollywomp me when I get home.

Mollywomp by Hardnox December 2, 2010

Words you can keep

mollywomp

to smack a girl across the face with your penis;usually done when engaged in oral sex

when she was giving me head yesterday, i mollywomped the crap out of her!

mollywomp by JDMbaez February 18, 2007

Related Words

mollywomp • mollywop • mollywopped • Molliwomp • mollywamp • mollywoped • mollywopper • Mollywop Stick • molywomp • pollywompus

mollywomp

To fuck a handicapped or otherwise disabled person.

In verb form: Mollywomping or mollywomped

I mollywomped the girl with a stubby arm.

I am mollywamping a vietnam vet.

mollywomp by section8company November 11, 2005

molliwop

to wreck someone sumthin vicious.. strong powerful hits , to get beat up( she got molliwopped)

son did u see them girls wreckin shawty straight molliwopped her ass

molliwop by tia0918 March 24, 2007

mollywobbles

A red headed middle aged woman with a substantial amount of children and a large amount of junk in the trunk.

You BEST open that damn door for me right now Mollywobbles!

mollywobbles by Brittney_FoH August 13, 2005

mollywap

To abusively hit someone with an object often used in the "ghetto"

Bitch i am going to mollywap you

mollywap by alisonbquefwa April 2, 2010

Mollywop

The act of grabbing ones flaccid unit at the base and smacking a ho upside the head with it, preferably in the cheek area.

Girl you need to calm down before I take this big ol dick and mollywop the everlasting hell out of you!

Mollywop by HutchNation CEO March 27, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026