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The act of grabbing ones flaccid unit at the base and smacking a ho upside the head with it, preferably in the cheek area.
Girl you need to calm down before I take this big ol dick and mollywop the everlasting hell out of you!
Mollywop by HutchNation CEO March 27, 2022

Molleywhomped 

to hit somebody so hard simply saying rocked doesn't quite describe it
Jon: Oh my god did you see that hit?!

Brandon: Yeah dude he got molleywhomped
Molleywhomped by Brandon Hugenberg January 20, 2009

molliwhopped 

To ruin completely; to destroy; to render useless
That wide reciever got molliwhopped as soon as caught the ball.

Molywhop 

When you slap someone as hard as you can, but your hand has to be cupped and your thumb pressed flush along your index finger. The point of impact should be along the muscle of your palm just below your thumb.
That bitch didn't have my money so i molywhoped his ass in the face.
Molywhop by Estevan May 17, 2006

mollywopped 

verb; To be smacked violently upside the head.
Fool, you just straight mollywopped me, negroid!
mollywopped by Cole September 13, 2004
v. to bitch slap, clobber, and knock the fuck out, simultaneously
Listen motherfucker, you got two choices.
You can either go fuck yourself, or I can mollywop your punk ass!
mollywop by sage ares January 16, 2009