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the most annoying motherfucker alive. she's that quiet girl at a party but when you give her too much beer she goes crazy. crazy motherfucker. crazy
"oh god she's a Molley"
molley by bernstien April 6, 2016
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She’s a good doggie and likes walks and treats
Molley is my good doggie
Molley by Taco Bella November 11, 2019

molley hatchet

A fissure in the pubis area usually associated with women
of african american descent that is unusualy large and
extends from the navel to the backbone without the
separation of taint.

Having the appearance of being hit with the end of a

broad ax.
if i had known shaunte had a MOLLEY HATCHET, I WOULD

have strapped a two by four to my ass!
molley hatchet by driver_im8 June 16, 2009

molley dog 

molley dog by Taco Bella November 11, 2019

Molly Piss 

British slang, originating in Plymouth, Devon, it means an ineffectual male. The epithet also implies that the recipient is also moronic impotent, effeminate and incompetent. The origin is believed to derive from the expression 'not worth a Molly's piss', where Molly or Mollie was a slang name for a prostitute. So a Molly Piss is someone who is not worth a prostitute’s piss, meaning that they are of no account or totally worthless.
“Mark’s all uptight and emotional because Terry pointed out a fundamental error in his figures, says he’s going to resign because he can’t take the constant criticism.”
“What a molly piss!”
Molly Piss by AKACroatalin June 5, 2015

Blue Molly 

Blue Molly is Blue MDEA (Blue 3,4-MethyleneDioxyEthylAmphetamine). It's part of the MDxx family of chemicals. It's made by reductive amination of MDP2P (3,4-MethyleneDioxyPhenyl-2-Propanone) with ethylamine using a non-toxic Aluminum Galinstan amalgam. The dose range is 100mg to 200mg. Blue MDEA makes you dance to music, love people, share secrets, and is sedating and relaxing. The sedating part is what's responsible for rumors of heroin laced ecstasy. So sometimes people take some Blue Speed along with the Blue Molly. Sometimes Blue Molly is Blue MDMA.
Fernando: I tried 120mg of MDEA and I was rolling. This Blue Molly is great!
Blue Molly by CognitiveFuel November 3, 2022

mollytarded 

When you take so Molly that you need a handler for the rest of the night. You no longer have the motor function, speaking ability, or thought process of a normal human being.
We all went out Saturday night but once we got to the club Steve was mollytarded so Sue had to take him back to the hotel early.
mollytarded by C Rizzle3 September 24, 2014
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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