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mollywhopped 

When you want to fight someone,, or describe what you are going to do to them in the fight.
That beezy was talking mess, she is going to get mollywhopped.
mollywhopped by MilesInferno April 8, 2008

mollywhopped 

1.Noval's mom was hella sexy so I mollywhopped her pussy.
2.Angel mollywhopped Andreas and he didn't recover for hours.

mollywhopped 

To strike a human forehead with ones heavy penis.
Yo, dat bitch wuz unconscious so I mollywhopped dat ho.
mollywhopped by Dick Gozinu February 7, 2008

Mollywhopped 

A non beneficial conclusion. The act of being beaten badly. As in sports, fights, or competitions of any type. An intentional sabotage. The act of striking someone in the top of the head with an open palm. In sportsA blow out. Being shortchanged by someone in a vulgar and colloquial manner.
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Mollywhopped 

When an individual takes a substantial quantity of the drug substance known as 'Molly' and is convinced they have been incarnated to a Burger King Whopper.
That Molly got people thinking they Whoppers..I guess they really did get it their way now he is MollyWhopped for life
Mollywhopped by Truth Tyrant June 12, 2018

Molleywopped 

when a boy is hit, tripped or kicked by a girl
Person 1: Did you just see her tackle him?
Person 2: Yah, he was totally molleywopped.
Molleywopped by Molleywopped September 10, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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