5 definitions by C Rizzle3

Alarm cock

When you are awoken by your partner giving you oral sex a few minutes before your actual alarm goes off.

I had to wake up extra early for work, fortunately my girlfriend was up early and she woke me up using the alarm cock.

by C Rizzle3 March 18, 2017

mollytarded

When you take so Molly that you need a handler for the rest of the night. You no longer have the motor function, speaking ability, or thought process of a normal human being.

We all went out Saturday night but once we got to the club Steve was mollytarded so Sue had to take him back to the hotel early.

by C Rizzle3 September 24, 2014

Splash the streets

When a fine young lady has no other choice when there is no bathroom available but to flood the block.

It’s past closing time and this Uber isn’t going to arrive for 14 minutes. I guess Sia is going to have to splash the streets.

by C Rizzle3 October 7, 2017

Pussy frosting

When your banging your girl right and she gets the white ring around the "kill zone".

I was a little buzzed but one I saw the pussy frosting I knew I fucked her proper.

by C Rizzle3 December 23, 2015

Dykaul

When you give a lesbian a piggy back ride

Steve was so drunk at the bar he tried to pull a dykaul on his way out.

by C Rizzle3 October 4, 2017