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Katie Jones, a very hot person, but then when you look at her, a mole shows up, next to her nose, but damn, shes hot!
Moley has a mole
Words you can keep
violent evil little mole, turns crazy when theres a full moon.
moley by Amy Mann February 6, 2004
Derogatory term for a black person. Used popularly in the late 1980's, especially in the military.
Why do those damn moleys have to play their rap so loud!
Moley by Jerry Jinglebells June 24, 2010
a black spot that is on your face. this black spot will take over your body and make you an avil (retard). this als makes you unable to speak properly and make you think that everyone shaves thier legs.

moleys can be removed but only with an opperation. moley can also be used as an offensive word. for instance as fuck or retard."fuckin moley" if you do something stupid
omg i have a moley on my face "hey you shave your legs"

holy molie scratch my moley

fuckin mole
moley by us moley April 16, 2006
Moley is a plush sold by itemlabel.com. He is round, usually blue in color, small stubby arms, and a yellow beak and star shaped antennae. His eyes are always closed, and he always looks a bit sleepy– but don't be fooled! He is in a constant state of distress! Every second above the soil he is in excruciating pain, his eyes pleading for you to bury him. Bury him! Bury him, RIGHT NOW!

Moley comes in 3 different color variations, simply named 'Moley, 'Moley B' and 'Moley C'.
Moley is blue with a yellow beak and yellow star antennae.
Moley B is purple and incredibly fluffy! His beak is light blue, and his star antennae is yellow.
Moley C looks a bit like an orange. His fur is normal length, unlike Moley B. He is primarily orange with a yellow beak and green star antennae,
No matter which Moley you get, it will always be adorable! Just make sure to bury him- QUICK!
Jam and Toast are discussing Jam's recently purchased Moley.

Toast: "So, how's Moley doing? Have you buried him yet?"
Jam: "Bury him?! You want me to kill him?!? What is wrong with you?"
Toast: gasp "Don't you know? Every second above soil for Moley is pain! Quick, bury him as soon as you can!"
Jam: "What?"
Toast: "BURY HIM! HE IS IN PAIN!"
Jam: "OKAY! GOT IT!"

Luckily, Jam buried his Moley before it had experienced TOO much pain.

Be careful, bury your Moley!
Moley by pastel_kindaa November 16, 2022
A person with a mole
They are most of the time a slag
Nat Smith the slag of the year with a moley on her chin and has no friends and is a bi sexual
moley by Adam Fisher August 4, 2007
John Parry has the biggest mole on his left ear.
Whoa! Look at that mole on his head! He's a Moley!
Moley by John1992 August 9, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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